Brother I be eating these beans but they got my ass farting like St Helens in 1980. My diet is a seismic anomaly.

I can ignore a lot more than just a personality disorder for that amount of cheese.

Its been so long since I've flown that I think my butthole has tightened up too much to handle the cavity searches.

I'm more of a loose collection of abstract ideas rather than any singular tangible concept.

Didn't that last hijacking attempt have then at -30000ft/min for a few seconds. This plane lost the horizontal stabilizer and the hijacked plan landed with no control surface on the vertical stabilizer.

Try making sweet pickled jalapeños. Wash em, slice em, put em in a jar, and fill it with brine. Vinegar, salt, sugar, onion powder, and garlic. I just wing the ratios, its not super important.

Damn, didn't get me. Skirt: mini, balls: low

They wobble to the flo

We might need to have a conversion about Misha gaining too much knowledge and power. She knows too much, how long until she thanos snaps half of our genitals.

I lay in the moss and compost. I hope I end up as native plants and not invasives.

Why? Do you need someone to pump kin into your pie?

But double sided taped is such fun foreplay. Especially UHB. Yes, your part is done, but can you get it off without scraping it?

I love memes that still would have been bangers 3000 years ago