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[–] 58 points 1 day ago

Third eye opened 👁️

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  • [–] 43 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    LPT just be careful removing it and this won't happen. I've never had that issue, although I did panic a little the first time lmao

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  • [–] 64 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    that was the bad decision?

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  • [–] 14 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

    What are you implying? That wanting to be a dildocorn is a bad idea?

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  • [–] 6 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

    I'm not implying anything, I'm inferring that ol' lady umbrella finger here thinks that dildocorning is a bad idea.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

    Only if you don't like giant hickeys!

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  • [–] 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

    She apparently doesn't.

    What a prude.

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  • [–] 27 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

    When you based your look on the Jared Lego Joker.

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  • [–] 18 points 21 hours ago

    Ah, the good ol' "Screwnicorn".

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  • [–] 16 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

    "dedecuj"? what is that last letter?

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  • [–] 29 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

    i, dedecui. Latin for "be unsuitable/unbecoming to; bring disgrace/dishonor upon" according to latindictionary.io

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  • [–] 7 points 22 hours ago* (3 children)

    an I with serifs in a sans-serif word? it would make sense though.

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  • [–] 11 points 22 hours ago (10 children)

    What would be a good lie to tell people when they ask about your forehead?

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  • [–] 35 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

    "I wore a giant suction dildo."

    "Hahaha, good one."

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  • [–] 8 points 20 hours ago (1 child)

    Probably something ball shaped fell on your head. Maybe an old 2010s snowball mic, like I used to have. I had it fall on my head once and it probably could have left a mark from falling at a higher position, so yeah.

    If not that, something equivalent. Like maybe an old magic 8 ball or something else with enough heft to it.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 hours ago (1 child)

    I'm filing this under Things I Never Thought To Do And Now Definitely Know I Shouldn't.

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  • [–] 17 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

    How can i take a foto that shows as many of my bad decisions as possible?

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