I'm not up to date with the latest and greatest military bullshit, but... Aren't we banned from serving in the military since Trump got back into office? Like, what's left to discuss?

I'll gladly pay you and 899,999 citizens $8 each once my $4.2B handout gets passed.

You mean the same thing he's been saying every week since he started this pointless war?

Why waste good ocean water on a pedo nazi? He loves space, I say we let him ride shotgun on the next voyager mission.

I should put a few measures on the ballot.

I'm impressed they made it to 96 honestly

It also says if he lays with a man as he would a woman he should be stoned. So fellas, please remember to toke up before railing your homies.

I'm normally a "it's never too late" kinda gal, but with McConnell... I think it's too late. His body is a not-even-shambling corpse held together by hatred and dark magics, and his mind is mostly mayonnaise at this point. I think if you tried to inject estrogen his whole human costume would just fall apart into dust like a chernobyl victim and I don't think there's enough HRT in the world to dampen whatever dysphoria he must be suffering by being forcibly and unnaturally kept alive without enough senses to recognize the world around him.

I think he's the skunk that sprayed in my nextdoor neighbor's yard that forced me to close all my windows even though it was the perfect temperature for leaving your windows open overnight.

Fuck Trump and fuck that skunk in particular

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Not if Doug Dimmadome Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome is available

@grok is this real???