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[–] 86 points 1 day ago* (10 children)

Is this accurate? I'm having trouble finding anything to back up that statistic.

Edit: I'm seeing 30%

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  • [–] 88 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    It will be after our forcefemme agenda comes to fruition. 😈

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  • [–] 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Start bullying your "male" congressional representative today. Call and email them every day to just try a bit of estrogen, just to see how it feels. How do they know they're cis? They're still too young to know for sure.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Like Mitch McConnell! He's just a kid!

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 1 day ago

    I'm normally a "it's never too late" kinda gal, but with McConnell... I think it's too late. His body is a not-even-shambling corpse held together by hatred and dark magics, and his mind is mostly mayonnaise at this point. I think if you tried to inject estrogen his whole human costume would just fall apart into dust like a chernobyl victim and I don't think there's enough HRT in the world to dampen whatever dysphoria he must be suffering by being forcibly and unnaturally kept alive without enough senses to recognize the world around him.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 hours ago

    Its actually my conspiracy to convert every male so i remain the only man and by the rules of patriarchy i would become the ruler of the world but the heroic trump administration is trying to stop me

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  • [–] 79 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    I'm going to refer to my husband and me as The House from now on.

    The House is indeed 50% female, and it has decided it shall have some hot chocolate.

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    Trump is your asshole neighbor.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I think he's the skunk that sprayed in my nextdoor neighbor's yard that forced me to close all my windows even though it was the perfect temperature for leaving your windows open overnight.

    Fuck Trump and fuck that skunk in particular

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  • I want pancakes.

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