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lol. Tesla winds down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets (www.msn.com)
submitted 17 hours ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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bye felicia

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Rest in piss to this hunk of shit! (www.reuters.com)
submitted 9 hours ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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Just a reminder this dude wants to fuck kids! (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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Probably wants to fuck his own kids as well

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3 Cybertrucks Caught Fire After Underbody Strikes. Tesla Now Sells a $3,500 Battery Shield Upgrade. (fuelarc.com)
submitted 1 month ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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The same basic thing also happened in 2013 for the Model S, was investigated by the NHTSA after 2 fires, and Tesla quickly offered a fix for free. I wonder what changed that made Tesla so unafraid of the regulators by 2026? ;)

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Updated Steet Fighter Bonus Level Will Let You Fuck Up a Cybertruck (paletteswap.site)
submitted 2 months ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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Updated: CyberTruck “Slices Deer in Half”… Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians. (fuelarc.com)
submitted 2 months ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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"Safer" than the chariot from Gladiator with the sword-wheels... maybe?

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Cybertruck Driver Tests “Wade Mode” in Grapevine Lake, Test Ends with Bricked Truck & Driver in Jail. (fuelarc.com)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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Pretty sure that's an F on the Wade Mode test.

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Tesla’s Latest Recall? Wheels May Fall Off Cybertrucks (www.wired.com)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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Cybertruck Pulled from Beach by Toyota Minivan (fuelarc.com)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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Another day, another Cybertruck being towed from somewhere nobody really ought to need a tow from. Take a look, Toyota Sienna to the rescue.

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Canyonero song (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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Shamelessly stole this from a HN post:

Can you name the truck that's been recalled twelve times, Costs less each month 'cause nobody's buying mine?

Cybertruck! Cybertruck!

(Whip crack!)

Her trim falls off when you drive through rain, The steering locks up on the highway lane!

Cybertruck! Cybertruck!

Top of the line in utility trucks! Started at a hundred, now they're slashing bucks!

She's got a price that drops faster than her resale value, And a windshield wiper motor that'll surely fail you!

Cybertruck! Cybertruck!

(Whip crack!)

Twelve recalls in a single year! Drive-by-wire that fills your heart with fear!

The accelerator pedal pops right off the floor, But Elon says it's you who doesn't love her more!

Cybertruck!

She rusts if you look at her wrong in the dew, The tonneau cover works... for a week or two!

She's marked down like a Kmart blue-light special now, A stainless steel disaster and a broken vow!

Cybertruck! Cybertruck!

(Whip crack!)

Whoaaa, Cybertruck!

CYBERTRUCK!

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Only the Most Premium Lightbar (pawb.social)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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2 Tesla Cybertrucks catch fire in Santa Monica (www.nbclosangeles.com)
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Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones. (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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Tesla Slashes Cybertruck Prices As It Tries To Move (Unpainted) Metal (arstechnica.com)
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A Cybertruck Door Latch Failed as an Oakland Dad Drove His Infant Onto a Highway (oaklandside.org)
submitted 9 months ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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So, apparently there's an after-market camper shell (slrpnk.net)
submitted 9 months ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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stolen from Conspiracy of Cartographers

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Tesla's Doors not doing what they are suppose to do. (www.youtube.com)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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Hopefully the windows can be easily broken to allow the occupants to leave?

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Las Vegas Police Touted New “Bulletproof” Cybertrucks. The Only Problem? They Aren’t Bulletproof. (fuelarc.com)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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Oops! I guess nobody thought to test the CEO's wild claims about the vehicle before accepting delivery.

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Tesla Is Recalling Cybertrucks Again. Yep, More Pieces Are Falling Off. (www.popularmechanics.com)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/38748923

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There’s a Broken Tesla Cybertruck Stuck on the Rubicon Trail Right Now (www.thedrive.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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The Swastidumpster Rusts After Being Cleaned (www.cybertruckownersclub.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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Tesla confirms Cybertruck sales are down to just ~5,000 units (electrek.co)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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What an ugly shade of orange. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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"Is scaring our kids": Cybertruck owner faces hostility over his golden wrap—Tesla refuses trade-in (electricvehicleparade.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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Tesla In 'Self-Drive Mode' Hit By Train After Turning Onto Train Tracks (www.jalopnik.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31867454

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