To make this story make sense:
Leon County is 40% non-white.
Full-self defusing: subscribe to not explode
Even I can math that math!
Spoilers: I pre-mathed it. It's dismal or very funny, depending on if your car is a Tesla: https://fuelarc.com/evs/the-top-3-fastest-depreciating-cars-in-2026-are-all-teslas/
"The wheel rolled away autonomously, so FSD was achieved" - Elon
"this stunt worked" is relative.
Look at their 
. By comparison, Toyota moved 11-12 million.
Gravity is inevitable. 1.5 million units a year is a unsustainable failure if the stock price is $300+. They need to multiply it by something insane like 20x for the stock price to make sense.
I mean they're already white, just throw little sturmtruppen hats on them
It should make the whoopie cushion sound when the electric system fails and all the doors jam.
The fact that "it didn't catch fire and the doors opened" is the measure of success means that the bar is really on the floor for Teslas.
For real though don't run over the bar with a Tesla, if it goes through the battery, you're toast
Happy Labor Day 😎
It's a Cybertruck thing! If you look at photos of wrecks, you'll see an inordinate number that tossed a wheel.
I was just thinking... last time this happened, in 2013, the NHTSA investigated 2 fires and Tesla issued a free fix.
I wonder what changed to make Tesla fear the NHTSA so little? :>
What, is carpentry illegal now...?
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