It’s not a crime to believe all that. It is, however, a crime to test the theory without life jackets and a boat registration. Whoops!

Rim-fucking-shot.

I read that as Cyberstuck at first, and how fitting it was.

I don't know. I think we should try some more. one of them is bound to float.

Pretty sure thats an F on the Wade Mode test

What, it waded into the water... Was it supposed to wade back out too? Did you pay for that upgrade pack?

Did anyone else laugh hysterically while they read the article?