The glove compartment should include marshmallows on sticks. During your final moments, small gestures make all the difference.

After I lost all my teeth in a bike accident where the wheel just fucked fell the fuck off.... I'm going to purchase a front tire retaining screw from the same company that made the bike! Everybody wins!!!

There's some funny videos floating around with car salesmen telling cybertruck owners their 100k vehicle is now worth 60k less than a year after purchase.