Safer for pedestrians, in the nihilistic sense that they at least won't survive the hit I guess?

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[–] 69 points 2 months ago (11 children)

One of the many reasons this death machine is banned in Europe

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    Regardless, there is a very large number of people trying their best to import it and finding a loop-hole to put these monstosities on the road.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    I've never actually seen one in the Netherlands. Plenty of absurdly big pickups, but not a cybertruck

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    And hopefully it will never happen.

    I listened to a supposed car collector saying how he is planning to import one and legalize it under the gize of being a private museum piece. Supposedly, such cars get a special license and insurance, and are permitted to circulate from one show to another.

    Hopefully, it gets returned at the border.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I do historical reenactment, so I know an above average number of people with... interesting vehicles.

    You can own any vehicle you want, as long as you don't use it on the open road. Making a ww2 willys jeep street legal isn't too hard, since its historical. Anything from before the 1960s doesn't need to meet pretty much any safety standards other than "have lights and brakes".

    But the cyberstuck isn't from before then, and would need to meet safety standards. Only some of the requirements can be waived for special reasons, but not all of them. There's one semi-famous story of a group who couldn't get their "ww2-ified" 1970's M5 halftrack approved for the road because it's insufficiently historical, so they had to install 3-point seatbelts and such. Technically, a 1940's M3 halftrack could be approved, to they basically bought a chassis from one, and made the M3-of-Thesseus, where they basically kept the chassis plate, and replaced everything else. So now it's oficially a 1940's halftrack, with 99.95% 1970's parts.

    I don't think that works for a cybertruck.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I think that's wonderful, honestly. Europeans should also have the opportunity to enjoy lighting one on fire.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    For a car supposedly made of steel, that's an awful lot of plastic.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Isn't the stainless steel like glued on or something? I swear they're only panels. If not, please correct me

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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Ah yes, all is going according to the plan.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Its only a matter of time until some unfortunate human gets cut in half by one of these monstrosities, its too bad we have to wait until that happens to take them off the road forever.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    It likely already has cut someone in twain, but we live in a world where that no longer matters. Just look at all the tesla model 3 deaths (getting trapped inside while its on fire, autodriving people into walls, etc.)

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  • [–] 30 points 2 months ago

    there is a guy who lives about 2 miles away from me that owns one. I used to see his truck around, and see it while I was out walking parked in his driveway. I stopped seeing it for a few months. Then I was walking by when I saw him outside doping something in his yard and asked what happened to his truck. He said it was too much trouble, I said yeah, i heard they have some serious issues on the news. he replies "On top having to take it to the shop almost once a month motherfuckers just kept vandalizing the thing. It just was not worth owning."

    It's a thought that makes me smile.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Holy shit how are these still legally drivable?!

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Because Elon Musk funded the political campaign of a pedophile.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    They're not, in Europe. Lucky bastards.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    i hope someone slices elon in half

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    We could double the human population with cyber trucks!

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Elon Musk lies.

    That is, like Trump he deliberately and wittingly deceives. Compare Cybertruck will be much safer per mile than other trucks, both for occupants and pedestrians. with I am the most transparent president in history.

    Those lies extend to his outrageous space and industry goals like mars colonies and space-based data centers. Or the hyperloop.

    He probably sees it as salesmanship the way Trump sees his own lies as the art of the deal.

    And when Musk denies the death toll of DOGE ending USAID, he's lying to himself.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Ok I know this thing is old news and we should all be past the initial shock of Elon doing something very Elon again.

    But still...WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO UGLY?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians

    Safer than what? Being shot in the face?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Safer than nothing, its just another lie of a serial liar who has lied about literally everything for his entire life.

    At this point if he'd claim 2+2=4, I'd presume math went upside down and it must be 5, because he'd be lying about it for sure.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Very safe for pedestrians where I live as no one in their right mind would even consider imagining thinking about buying one even if they weren't banned and didn't look like a wheeled skip, therefore no pedestrians are at risk.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    don't give that Kennedy guy ideas

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I fucking bail if there's one even near me. They're knives on wheels and that's only one of many issues that make it a death trap for people inside or outside of it.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I'll just call the police if I see one, because there's no way it'd be road legal here in the EU lmao

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago*

    It can't hurt you. It either misses you or kill you, no risk of getting permanently paralyzed. That's a huge progress!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    And the red neck doesn't give one single fuck about the deer, or seem to realize it would do the same to a person at half speed.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Can confirm: Two halves of a deer are safer for pedophiles!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    I'm honestly surprised any of those things are still running.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Updated: CyberTrash slices feet in half, Elmo lies through is teeth, as he does every time he opens his mouth

    FTFY

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I don't think a pedestrian is surviving being hit by any vehicle at 75mph. You could wrap a Prius in down pillows and it's going to end messily.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago* (9 children)

    Okay I know this dumpster is made out of hard angles, but do they really expect us to believe that it sliced anything in half?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I'm thinking sliced is probably not quite what happened...

    But... ya know... it sounds better than some asshat hit a deer in a CyberFuck® for like the 500th time.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Kinda hard to describe just how soft a fleshy being is and how little of a sharp edge you need to cut something when the knife is travelling at 70mph

    While they didn't exactly anime style bisect the deer, I'm sure that it was pretty sliced up after being hit by a bin shaped wedge of poor design.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    Not to flog a dead deer but you seem to be describing getting hit by a truck.

    How they got away without the standard 10MPH crash bumpers on the thing remains a mystery, but I doubt it would have helped the poor deer.

    Maybe one of those cute little Asian deer could have ducked, but anything else is basically a pile of venison.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    The hood is literally a massive steel knife blade.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I suddenly realize that I've never actually been close enough to, or paid attention to pictures of one of these stupid things to see that. I've only ever seen like 3 of them in the wild.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    My parents hit a deer at 40mph with their Forester and it turned into pink mist. The only "mass" left of it was just a head. I have no doubt the CT is not as safe as regular vehicles, but I don't think the outcome of object getting hit by something at 75mph is going to be an indicator of safety.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Their Forester must be stronger then most cars. I've hit a deer at 55mph in my Tacoma and there was damage to my truck and the deer definitely didn't mist. You see them hit on the freeway all the time by semi trucks and there are definitely huge pieces of the deer left. Enough that you know exactly what animal they were. Not saying that your parents car didn't magically poof the deer, but your parents car magically poofed the deer. Or you're not remembering correctly.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    i hit a deer with my rivian r1t at 75. the deer walked away a bit then toppled over. the crumple zone of the truck was not happy, but no part of the deer was missing

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Yeah, I'd assume that a 75mph impact between human/deer and a vehicle is going to go badly regardless.

    There is a lot of evidence that a low front with a significant upward slope (where a struck pedestrian is pushed up over the vehicle) is much safer for pedestrian collisions, but for quite awhile now the style has been flat or aggressive grills. Far from just the cyber truck that's guilty of this

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (4 children)

    Watch the video in the link. The buck may have been 'cut in half', but the truck...

    They report an updated repair bill of $11,000, and that the truck was driveable after the crash but that the closest door was jammed shut.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I had a friend in college drive through a horse in a sedan (Honda I think). Same outcome. Bisected horse, trashed Honda (NOT drive able). He has no idea how he lived, he thinks he was leaning down to change the CD player when it happened and the roof of his car was gone and he was in pain and covered in gore.

    Hate the CT, but impacting a large animal at speed isn't going to end well for anyone involved, regardless of how safe the vehicle is.

    A 75mph beach ball would probably be life threatening.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    Hate the CT, but impacting a large animal at speed isn't going to end well for anyone involved, regardless of how safe the vehicle is.

    If I'm not mistaken, I think I remember that Swedish Volvos were specifically engineered to be able to crash into a Moose and save the car driver. I think they have a special Moose crash simulation / test dummy.

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