One of the many reasons this death machine is banned in Europe
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For a car supposedly made of steel, that's an awful lot of plastic.
Isn't the stainless steel like glued on or something? I swear they're only panels. If not, please correct me
Oh jeez. Marketing got the advertisement all wrong. Here, let me fix that.
it is made
oftosteelsteal money from idiots.
Here we go
The entire subframe is aluminium, and as a result known for collapsing if you try to tow with it.
It's a boxy slab of shite is what it is.
Ah yes, all is going according to the plan.

Its only a matter of time until some unfortunate human gets cut in half by one of these monstrosities, its too bad we have to wait until that happens to take them off the road forever.
I have no doubt's the cyber truck will be regarded as worst automotive failure of all time. Not just because its a piece of shit but because of how much money was wasted on it.
It likely already has cut someone in twain, but we live in a world where that no longer matters. Just look at all the tesla model 3 deaths (getting trapped inside while its on fire, autodriving people into walls, etc.)
there is a guy who lives about 2 miles away from me that owns one. I used to see his truck around, and see it while I was out walking parked in his driveway. I stopped seeing it for a few months. Then I was walking by when I saw him outside doping something in his yard and asked what happened to his truck. He said it was too much trouble, I said yeah, i heard they have some serious issues on the news. he replies "On top having to take it to the shop almost once a month motherfuckers just kept vandalizing the thing. It just was not worth owning."
It's a thought that makes me smile.
Holy shit how are these still legally drivable?!
Because Elon Musk funded the political campaign of a pedophile.
He's also a pedophile himself so it comes full circle
They're not, in Europe. Lucky bastards.
Oh so thats why I havent seen these things! I was just hoping my countrymen had taste.
i hope someone slices elon in half
Elon musk is a Nazi
We could double the human population with cyber trucks!
Elon Musk lies.
That is, like Trump he deliberately and wittingly deceives. Compare Cybertruck will be much safer per mile than other trucks, both for occupants and pedestrians. with I am the most transparent president in history.
Those lies extend to his outrageous space and industry goals like mars colonies and space-based data centers. Or the hyperloop.
He probably sees it as salesmanship the way Trump sees his own lies as the art of the deal.
And when Musk denies the death toll of DOGE ending USAID, he's lying to himself.
Ok I know this thing is old news and we should all be past the initial shock of Elon doing something very Elon again.
But still...WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO UGLY?
Beauty is subjective.
Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians
Safer than what? Being shot in the face?
Very safe for pedestrians where I live as no one in their right mind would even consider imagining thinking about buying one even if they weren't banned and didn't look like a wheeled skip, therefore no pedestrians are at risk.
I fucking bail if there's one even near me. They're knives on wheels and that's only one of many issues that make it a death trap for people inside or outside of it.
I'll just call the police if I see one, because there's no way it'd be road legal here in the EU lmao
It can't hurt you. It either misses you or kill you, no risk of getting permanently paralyzed. That's a huge progress!
And the red neck doesn't give one single fuck about the deer, or seem to realize it would do the same to a person at half speed.
Updated: CyberTrash slices feet in half, Elmo lies through is teeth, as he does every time he opens his mouth
FTFY
I don't think a pedestrian is surviving being hit by any vehicle at 75mph. You could wrap a Prius in down pillows and it's going to end messily.
If you could choose to be hit by a vehicle, would you choose to be hit by a cybertruck or a prius? Be honest.
.........but he'd probably still slice a person in half at about half the speed, and people have survived being hit by cars before. You get that, yeah?
Okay I know this dumpster is made out of hard angles, but do they really expect us to believe that it sliced anything in half?
I'm thinking sliced is probably not quite what happened...
But... ya know... it sounds better than some asshat hit a deer in a CyberFuck® for like the 500th time.
Kinda hard to describe just how soft a fleshy being is and how little of a sharp edge you need to cut something when the knife is travelling at 70mph
While they didn't exactly anime style bisect the deer, I'm sure that it was pretty sliced up after being hit by a bin shaped wedge of poor design.
Not to flog a dead deer but you seem to be describing getting hit by a truck.
How they got away without the standard 10MPH crash bumpers on the thing remains a mystery, but I doubt it would have helped the poor deer.
Maybe one of those cute little Asian deer could have ducked, but anything else is basically a pile of venison.
The hood is literally a massive steel knife blade.
I suddenly realize that I've never actually been close enough to, or paid attention to pictures of one of these stupid things to see that. I've only ever seen like 3 of them in the wild.
My parents hit a deer at 40mph with their Forester and it turned into pink mist. The only "mass" left of it was just a head. I have no doubt the CT is not as safe as regular vehicles, but I don't think the outcome of object getting hit by something at 75mph is going to be an indicator of safety.
Their Forester must be stronger then most cars. I've hit a deer at 55mph in my Tacoma and there was damage to my truck and the deer definitely didn't mist. You see them hit on the freeway all the time by semi trucks and there are definitely huge pieces of the deer left. Enough that you know exactly what animal they were. Not saying that your parents car didn't magically poof the deer, but your parents car magically poofed the deer. Or you're not remembering correctly.
i hit a deer with my rivian r1t at 75. the deer walked away a bit then toppled over. the crumple zone of the truck was not happy, but no part of the deer was missing
Their car was nearly totaled. It's possible there were parts of the deer somewhere, but my wife, police, and tow truck driver weren't able to find any.
Yeah, I'd assume that a 75mph impact between human/deer and a vehicle is going to go badly regardless.
There is a lot of evidence that a low front with a significant upward slope (where a struck pedestrian is pushed up over the vehicle) is much safer for pedestrian collisions, but for quite awhile now the style has been flat or aggressive grills. Far from just the cyber truck that's guilty of this
Do you work for Elon? This just seems... Super weird to say. Like, that's not how it works at all.
Watch the video in the link. The buck may have been 'cut in half', but the truck...
They report an updated repair bill of $11,000, and that the truck was driveable after the crash but that the closest door was jammed shut.
I had a friend in college drive through a horse in a sedan (Honda I think). Same outcome. Bisected horse, trashed Honda (NOT drive able). He has no idea how he lived, he thinks he was leaning down to change the CD player when it happened and the roof of his car was gone and he was in pain and covered in gore.
Hate the CT, but impacting a large animal at speed isn't going to end well for anyone involved, regardless of how safe the vehicle is.
A 75mph beach ball would probably be life threatening.
Hate the CT, but impacting a large animal at speed isn't going to end well for anyone involved, regardless of how safe the vehicle is.
If I'm not mistaken, I think I remember that Swedish Volvos were specifically engineered to be able to crash into a Moose and save the car driver. I think they have a special Moose crash simulation / test dummy.
That's hilarious and I had never heard of it, sure enough, Volvo has a factory moose crash-test dummy.
https://www.popsci.com/technology/moose-crash-test-dummy-volvo/
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