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Updated: CyberTruck “Slices Deer in Half”… Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 2 months ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Safer for pedestrians, in the nihilistic sense that they at least won't survive the hit I guess?

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think that's wonderful, honestly. Europeans should also have the opportunity to enjoy lighting one on fire.

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

I'm better amused with your nick. How difficult is it to catch one?

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago

If you show any empathy, they'll find you

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