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[–] 47 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They can live beside the ocean, leave the fires behind, head out past the breakers and watch Tesla stock die

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  • [–] 35 points 7 months ago* (5 children)

    two charred Cybertrucks were seen parked next to each other. It’s unclear what caused the vehicles to catch fire.

    Two cybertrucks, right next to each other, both catching fire?

    It's pretty clear what caused the fire: peer pressure.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Fine, take my fucking upvote!

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The fediverse is small enough that i remember upvoting a few of your comments recently.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Haha, yeah there's a few that I remember when I come across the username, but I usually don't think to check, though I really should more often. It is nice that it's a smaller community, it helps to tell if someone is just joking around, making a serious hot take or something, or just a bot.

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  • [–] 23 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Oh no, who could've possibly seen this coming?

    It's not like the entire design, production, and development was rushed by Ketamine Karen so that he could meme the world with the ugliest, dumbest, and most useless and dangerous truck the world has ever seen.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Two trucks at exactly the same time? Someone lit them up.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    Nice to see some good news in these trying times

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    The beacons are lit! Santa Monica calls for aid!

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    They should rename them Tesla firetrucks.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    Yay! I love hearing about this. I hope they all fucking burn.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago*

    Two cybertrucks on fire

    round the outside

    round the outside

    round the outside.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    Elon was just testing his lock your doors, disable windows, and start a short circuit in your battery hack.

    On a side note, free Cyber Trucks for all of Congress!

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Finally some good news

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    And nothing of value was lost.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    I am shocked that we don't see relentless mockery of Tesla's catching fire on comedy shows and movies. They mocked the pinto for being fire prone.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Love to see it.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    The circle of life

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    The tension between these two was something else entirely 🙄

    The "Me and who?" meme writes itself, especially if you have a low self-esteem to be compared to a cybertruck - a car wholly unprepared to, like, exist.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    There's a tesla charging station around the corner from me. When I ride my bike home I make a point to scream at the people charging that Nazi's aren't welcome in the neighborhood.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    2 Tesla Cybertrucks Dumpsters catch fire in Santa Monica

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