You will find love in a small, hidden away black site in Liberia. Your eyes will meet across the water-boarding room and it will be love at first sight.
Then your love will betray you because they were actually an undercover Russian spy and you fell for it! They pumped you for secrets for years! You’ll then find your self on the run from hit squads in Bucharest but you’ll escape because of your training and dedication to regime change in the search for oil.
Finally, on your deathbed, surrounded by children and grandchildren, you’ll notice that the hospice nurse is your old flame, the Russian spy. She injects your IV with cyanide and you die painfully because you let your guard down AGAIN!