Reflash the firmware with treatsOS. (FishOS might be better, but some cats run better on ChickenOS. Pick the flavor of TreatOS that suits the cat!)
Sacrificial asshole confirmed.
He really should have paid more attention. Or kept receipts.
I see the problem. wrong firmware. that is not a car. it is a cat. Please reflash and start again.
the entertainment scene on the Enterprise are... frightfully lacking.
They don’t have money in the 24th century, so the audience is expected to participate.
It’s really funny seeing the other side blame voters.
Mike “Limp” Johnson should know that doesn’t end well.
Mmmmm turtle soup all the way down.
(I may be hungry.)
It’s saying “Lock Him Up!”
But but but…. Here Jeffries out here.
We have to work with the Nazis fucks! What are we gonna do? Actually grow a spine? Deal with corruption? Make life actually better for actual Americans?
(Fuck the Nazis. Fuck the collaborators.)
I mean, his job on the D was exactly “boring”
If I were the photographer, I’d play with shadow and light all day long and never get any matching done!
We all know you’re into it when the FeMaLeS use energy whips.
"Florida Man commands people sell their possessions and follow him into the hills swamps"
"Florida Man puts mud into blind person's eyes."
"Florida Man Found in giant box with animals from the zoo after surviving the huricane. 40 days at sea."
