Man I'd love to kick the shit out of this assshole.

In other news: Voters blast Mike Johnson for making wrong choices everyday for the last 2+ years.

Shut up bitch

piss off Mikey, don't you have to monitor your sons porn habits?

To be able to say that seriously is an admission that you do not believe in democracy.

What an interesting thing to say, for someone whose job is literally to represent the voters and enact the will of the people. He is literally a Congressional Representative.

“I’m not going to tell the president how to do his job. We have an incredible record of the first two years of his term, and I expect more success in the days ahead.”

Johnson expects SO much success, in fact, that he is stepping down from leadership in the new Congress altogether, and refused the minority leader position that was offered him.

LOL, I love it when these dingles actually say out loud such whoppers like donnie "is doing so many good things for the American people" or "we had so much work to do to undo all the damage that Biden and the Democrat (sic) Party did" or whatever the fuck.

Such unbelievably blatant liars.

With an added dose of condescension about how people don't even appreciate all the good they are doing, how could this happen?

These assholes completely pooched the economy, gave even more money away to the obscenely wealthy parasitic class, and then set up a bomb to have shit really hit the fan for the 99% in Jan 2027 and have the balls to sit there and whine that people didn't vote for them.

Fuck you Mike. You conceded one of the three branches of Governmental power to the President. You are one of the biggest failures of Congressman that has ever served.

"incredible" is not the word I would have gone with unless it was modified with "incredibly bad" , "incredibly stupid", or "incredibly criminal"

With any luck Johnson will fade quickly into obscurity and this will be one of the last times this asshole makes the news.

He can go back to monitoring his son's phone to make sure he doesn't look at any pictures that would make the baby Jesus cry.

So as we've seen for the past 2 years, there is absolutely zero accountability in the Republican party whatsoever. And even after getting their asses completely fucking handed to them, they still don't have any capacity for accountability, even personal self accountability to the extent that they would rather blame the people who put them in their position of power to begin with, than to incorporate and impose the will of those people.

What do you expect though when a party who bases their beliefs and ideals on a 2,000-year-old textbook and are not capable of any rational thought of any kind on their own? A shameless party with egos so massive, they're unwilling to accept reality in any form or fashion, especially if it gets in the way of their ability to make a dollar.

Congress, especially the House has been full on fucking clown shoes for 2 years and this spineless piece of shit is saying the Dems will bring a circus? The guy who could barely get his seat and hold it? The guy speedrunning the line to kiss trumps diapered ass?

Johnson is admitting (after his own fashion) that the Dems are likely to investigate the everloving SHIT out of the GOP cronies and corrupt contributors (bribes and enrichments, oh my!) as well as lock down the budget until they get their way. So, you know.... stopping the circus the GOP brought to town.

Fuck off, nobody gives a shit about anything you say.

Narcissism. Are they all pathological narcissists?

I'm sorry, who?

. . . mmmm. . . not on the list, sorry. Please move to the back sir.

No, you made innumerable wrong choices, Mike. Now it's come home to roost.

When asked by CNN’s Manu Raju on Capitol Hill Monday whether Trump needs to “course correct” after the midterm losses, Johnson said, “I’m not going to tell the president how to do his job. We have an incredible record of the first two years of his term, and I expect more success in the days ahead.”

No checks and balances.

It’s really funny seeing the other side blame voters.

Mike “Limp” Johnson should know that doesn’t end well.

Can I blast Mike's dad for making the wrong decision in not pulling out?

Says the man that tracks when he and his son masturbate.

Hey Mike, sit down and shut up. The grownups are talking.

Don't BE the wrong choice, Mike.

Hahahahaha, god I love Stephen Colbert's deadpan humor.

Oh wait that's Mike Johnson?

So is it legal to bully congresscritters to paranoid suicidality or no? Because frankly speaking I think it'd be funny if Johnson killed himself.

but despite their best efforts, Democrats swept the midterms

No, it was because of their best efforts, not despite them.

Voters finally got to see what republicans do when they’re given free rein. They went mask-off, making it undeniable to anyone paying even partial attention how despicable they truly are.

This wasn't the voters fault, Mike.

Hell if I were to pin it on anyone it's probably be Zelensky. And I didn't even say thank you once.

Where's your god now mikey???

Republican says you were wrong not to vote for them

Ya don't say.

How is this news

Scurry back to whatever hole you crawled out, you spineless cuck

By Mike. Vanish, please.

Mike Johnson should try eating a fucking brick.

Fuck you in the neck Mikey.

Yea. They could have stormed the Capitol instead. That would have been a choice.

Ah yes. The 'well, I didn't do those things' defense. Come to think of it, what is the christian version of 'all evil needs to triumph is for good men to do nothing'?

“Their best efforts.” lol, lmao even.

I wish there was a chopping block they could be first in line for.

The words of a traitor are valueless. The only thing I want to hear from Mike Johnson is his final gurgle.

That's the beauty of democracy. The people choose what they want, not what those in power want.

Shut up and keep scrolling Grindr Mikey you’re out of your element

“I really do believe that these next two years are going to be a bit of a circus." And the last two haven't been?!?!?!?!!!

Representative democracy you say?

YOU ARE ALL WRONG, NOT ME, IT'S YOUUUUUU

Yeah don't let the door....actually...open the door and from the outside stick your hand in the hinge gap. Now slam the faken thing shut and GTFO dude.

I guess that's worse than being a piece of human-shaped garbage? I dunno.

Fuck you, Limp Johnson, go call another recess so you don't have to call a vote Drunk Pete's impeachment. It's the one thing you're good at.

Mike can chortle my balls

Mike Johnson is a moron.

Believers gonna believe.