James can come out with some of the funniest lines.

Education: it matters.

I suppose lots of people had grandfathers in the Wermacht.

Capitalism is ridiculous. It should not be legal to sell debt.

I guess you can't kill everyone without killing everyone. What a wonderful world we live in.

Don't you only really do wellness checks when you care if the person is well?

I guess I have to buy the roads I drive on now.

I'm not a great thrower, can I pay someone to throw for me?

The day I have enough time, energy and sanity to worry about going bald will be the best day of my life.

Now imagine this, but it's because you aren't a millionaire and can't afford a place to live. Am I supposed to feel sorry for him?

This made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

I'd love to know how the person who came up with that idea was raised. Are they completely oblivious to social interaction? Are they missing a fundamental piece of neurology?