There's "homeless," and then there's "movie star homeless."

A fucking sinkhole would come after nick cage wouldn't it. He probably did something method-acty to deserve it.

Should just make a movie out of this. The sinkhole is following him around like its Michael Meyers.

As if there aren’t roughly 10 million people who would let him use their spare bedroom for free.

Honestly, I believe it from him. I need to look up whether he ever got out from under all that debt.

“I don’t have normal trick-or-treaters that I would like to enjoy tonight,” he said. “I’ll take my daughter out trick-or-treating somewhere in Santa Monica..."

Wait, do people living in mansions actually accept trick-or-treaters showing up to begin with?

Hotels. Not motels.

That's the thing about being very rich. You don't even need to rent a place or own a home, don't have a car or bike, you don't even need to learn how to drive. Don't have to manage finances or balance budgets. Hell you can be practically stateless these days. Just buy a passport in whatever country you're in that weekend.

You just come and go. Totally frictionless (and therefore an empty and meaningless) existence.

He’s about as homeless as Martha Stewart.

Now imagine this, but it's because you aren't a millionaire and can't afford a place to live. Am I supposed to feel sorry for him?

dint he spent most of fortune on some frivilious things that made him "rich-poor", he should be ghost rider again.

And, he's not starring in a role on that location, why? 🤪

Did Cage just make a god damn IShowSpeed reference?

Oh please. He could buy houseS tomorrow lol