Florida Man kicked out of public garden after stealing apples from a protected tree.

Tells police his wife convinced him to do it after she had "taken bad advice from a snake".

Florida Man abducts two of every animal and shoves them in his homemade boat.

Florida man offers his daughters to angry mob to protect his buddy

Florida man tells his daughter’s fiancé to collect a hundred foreskins before they can get married.

Florida Man Curses Fig Tree for Refusing to Bear Fruit Out of Season

Florida man claims wife turned into (bath) salts

Florida man distributes bootleg wine to crowd.

Florida man turned pastor eaten by whale

Florida man claims wife is sister to entrap thirsty, high-ranking official. At least twice.

Florida man breaks quarantine to host gathering of people suffering from highly contagious disease.

Florida Man tell people to throw babies in Nile.

Florida Man has rib stolen, claims it turned into another person

Florida man splits a lake in two with a stick and guides tourists through it

"Florida man chops up his mistress after she's raped to death and mails the pieces to his friends"

The story of Lot is definitely set in Florida.

Before bedtime, Florida Men both young and old and from every part of Sodom surrounded Lot’s house. They called to Lot, “Where are the two men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so we can have sexual relations with them.”

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One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old. Everywhere on the earth Florida Women and Florida Men marry, but there are no Florida Men around here for us to marry. Let’s get our father drunk and have sexual relations with him. We can use him to have children and continue our family.”

Florida man orchestrates subordinate's death so he can marry the widow

Florida man turns water into wine… in prison. With ketchup packets.

Florida man harasses bitcoin traders at prosperity gospel church, sentenced to death

Florida man pranks friends by pretending to be dead for 3 days.

I find this really triggering. This is cultural appropriation of the worst kind.

Florida man puts God in a headlock; demands blessing.

Florida Man says he is a ghost, and God.

Florida woman cuts off foreskin of child, rubs it in Florida Man's feet.

Florida man genuinely did nothing wrong but the world seems to detest him; friends convinced that it's his own fault

FLORIDA MAN OVERDOSES ON ERGOT; CLAIMS TO SEE ZOMBIE GOD

Florida Man completely debilitated after mullet cut off. Files for Disability.

Florida man caught hoarding animals in large boat

Florida Man attempts to hide evidence of corruption by flooding basement.

Florida man smacks pet talking donkey, talking donkey explains that it was trying to tell him about the/an invisible angel of death blocking their path.

Florida man besieged by local mob, suggested they rape his virgin daughters instead of his dinner guests.

Florida man harassed by local children for his baldness, summons bears, 42 children killed.

Florida man drugged and sexually assaulted by his own daughters.

Wow, this triggered a long buried memory aboit Pyrion Flax discussing the bear story on the podcast. It sounded like a fever dream.

Florida man takes the animals from all islands on the globe and keeps them on a big boat w/o food and water, and later returns them to their devastated lands and they all died.

it kinda makes too much sense

Well yeah, makes perfect sense