The game was played after kickoff time was delayed by 10 minutes.

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He died

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/50209514/air-force-service-member-died-fall-navy-utsa-game

I don't agree that an implication of the question is that there is only one way "born and bred" Americans sound.

It's fully possible to ask if an accent sounds like it plausibly belongs to someone born and raised in the US while acknowledging that there are many different ways people who fit that description can sound .

Far from the first

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_car

Then he takes a swig of the whiskey and starts sawing.

I've seen my Scottish friend wear the exact same thing.

Florida man claims wife turned into (bath) salts

That's some good shit

I thought it would take a lot longer to narrow it down.

I can confirm that I also do not play Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz's son in the Mummy

Me: I want Bill Duke

Mom: We have Bill Duke at home

Bill Duke at home:

Need at least 3 cpf