I think Trump will simply sign whatever is put in front of him because he's almost illiterate and it's too much trouble to read.

I'm guessing that Trump's brain has finally rotted away and that's why his current responsibilities are choosing drapes and that sort of thing. Now that Trump has been humiliated by the last elections, they have no reason to hold back, so they put the true evil people into positions of power, and whatever goes wrong, it will just make Trump look like an idiot.

Imp

I live in Texas, and while I suspect most people here like pickup trucks, I detest them. Only a pickup that is all beaten up from heavy use or seems to be actively being used can be forgiven. Everything else is just an eyesore to me. And if you live in Texas and you want to know a shortcut for identifying the worst drivers on the road, just look for any large meticulously maintained pickup truck. The driver is guaranteed to be an asshole.

I still remember the day I first saw the Cybertruck. I couldn't believe they found a way to make pickup trucks uglier. I never believed they'd actually manufacture any or get anybody to buy one. It was just so obvious. Nobody would want to drive an embarrassment like that.

"No Need for Kirby"?

Since he didn't guess that Ms stood for something, maybe he also couldn't guess that Mr stands for something?

Isn't that Saint Flatus working his most famous miracle?

The first thing the next administration should do is have Trump arrested so he can finally stand trial for all of his crimes, then tear out all of the awful things that he touched and put pieces of them into the cell next to his like people kept pieces of the Berlin Wall. Just a commemoration of the end of something terrible.

Last week, somebody mentioned that this episode was filler, and I can't say for sure one way or another, but I had to quit after 5 minutes because it sure had the fragrance of bad filler.

I don't know if everybody has experienced this, but have you ever been playing pool, and while you're grabbing one ball, your finger gets hit by another ball? The pain is shocking, and from my perspective, at least, pretty unique.

Anyway, I would bet good money that somebody out there has grabbed the 8-ball intending to do a magic 8 ball schtick, and gotten their finger immediately smashed like that.

I am against the death penalty, and for essentially the same reason, but I think, generally, you can't recover if you've been on death row or even just falsely imprisoned for years. If somebody's been imprisoned for 15 years and they turn out to be innocent, they can be released and compensated, but I don't know if they can really recover.

That's why it's so important to be really certain when doling out any punishment.

You know, as long as we're talking about the cliche, one interesting thing to consider is that hand-set clocks are always slightly slow or slightly fast, so a properly functioning and calibrated clock isn't even right once a day.

We have standard-setting atomic clocks, but due to the properties of relativity, it's impossible that they ever precisely match each other, no matter how accurate their mechanism, and so realistically, you can only possibly have one clock anywhere with the "right" time.

So, if you're going by the most times it can be accurate during the day, but not the actual one standard clock, I think a clock that runs backwards as quickly as possible would have the most times during a day that it is accurate.