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Transcript2 Panel Comic

Panel 1: a guy sitting at a bar hits on someone

Guy: So… is there a Mr Paint?

Panel 2: MS Paint throws a drink in the guy’s face

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[–] 94 points 13 hours ago (4 children)
  • [–] 41 points 12 hours ago*

    This makes an already decent joke 1000x better

    Edit: now it just needs the Paint window edited to have the paint bucket tool selected, and the paint bucket put in their hand instead of the glass

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  • [–] 41 points 14 hours ago* (2 children)

    I don't need this, I'm going back to my gimp

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  • [–] 13 points 12 hours ago

    I just wish she hadn't gotten all that plastic surgery for the triple D.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
  • [–] 6 points 6 hours ago

    FYI: this is the old MS paint. It doesn't even have a cropping tool

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  • [–] 5 points 14 hours ago
    [–] 2 points 1 hour ago*

    Should have been the bucket icon for the fill tool instead of a cup.

    Edit: and it should have coloured in his whole face.

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  • [–] 3 points 14 hours ago (10 children)

    I thought Mrs was for married?

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  • [–] 14 points 13 hours ago (7 children)

    Apparently Ms. Paint forgot to read the wiki page:

    The American Heritage Book of English Usage states, "Using Ms. obviates the need for the guesswork involved in figuring out whether to address someone as Mrs. or Miss: you can't go wrong with Ms. Whether the woman you are addressing is married or unmarried, has changed her name or not, Ms. is always correct."

    (Emphasis mine)

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  • [–] 3 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

    Are ms and miss pronounced any different, though? Never had to use either, only "king", "queen" and "Our Great and Respected Leader Dictator".

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  • [–] 12 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

    My mom taught me that "Miss" is pronounced as it's spelled, whilst "Ms." is pronounced "mizz."

    edit: Correct autocorrect.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 child)

    "M(u)z" is also common. The vowel quality is tricky to spell. What there is of it is the unstressed central vowel heard in most varieties of English, which may or may not be that identified as a schwa. Actually pronouncing the 'i' of "mizz" may be seen as trying too hard, where it wouldn't be in "miss".

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