"Florida Man commands people sell their possessions and follow him into the hills swamps"

"Florida Man puts mud into blind person's eyes."

"Florida Man Found in giant box with animals from the zoo after surviving the huricane. 40 days at sea."

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[–] [S] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

I think you might need to explain.

Are you upset that I’m mocking the Bible?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    No, no. You are appropriating Florida man lore.

    I betcha wouldn't go doing Minnesota Nice jokes around.

    BTW, I don't need to explain myself. I might be kind enough to do it, but I am under no obligation.

    Oh, and I only answer to god. (lower case g, in case this needs explaining too).

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