Possible? Sure. Easy? Hell no.

i.e. English is weird

I mean... I used to have a macbook with Linux inside customized to look like Windows 🥸😈

lying: yes, definitely!

not lying: Actually that's another funny thing since Kalmarunionen is also not etymologically related to calamari either, which also is "kalmari" in Finnish. Kalmarunionen comes from the swedish city of Kalmar, which has it's name origin in "kalm" meaning some kind of pile of rocks, even a memorial grave kind of thing, so that's close! However, at least the language bank of Finland considers this an unlikely origin for the Finnish kalma and suggests other roots, see https://sanat.csc.fi/wiki/Etymologiadata:imsm:kalma

sigh gestures with hands

Kalma linux sounds like the goth version, especially in Finnish, where kalma is a kind of synonym for death

I used to have a macbook where I had linux installed with a Windows theme.

The nautical theme also continues with Nemo

"please shut down (this is sarcasm)"

I prefer tacos over tractors when it comes to having a lunch or things raining from the sky

Pain(t)ful to watch them be so good so early