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[–] 65 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Reminds me of one of the truest comics I ever read.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    It is weird isn't it.

    Why do they make it so bad?

    I imagine half of linux users could make better automated update rules in their cron.

    So many better ways.

    So why are they making it intentionally bad?

    ... Sabotage from Microsoft employees who hate Microsoft?

    ... Part of a larger Embrace Extent Extinguish tactic, where they've already embraced the Linux Foundation etc enough, they're ready to extinguish Windows, already having sufficient monopolistic total-control hooks in Linux???

    What are they up to? There has to be a reason it's so bad. There has to be a reason they go out of their way to make it so bad.

    It surely can't just be the effects of The Corporation, the hierarchies and compartmentalisations and bureaucracy of the structure where they don't understand (or even perhaps do understand [and maybe have seen Kevlin Henney's excellent talk on clean code vs enterprise programming] but) can't do anything about it, can it?

    What are they building in there? We don't get to see, we don't get to know, just trust them, they know best when and how, and so you are not allowed to change it.

    We are not doing that any more.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Windows has had always a problem: unlike Unix, where files are referenced by an inode where the name points to, Windows has the names directly linked to the files. When Windows needs to update a system file that is in use it has to stop being used. And for some system files there only one way to do it: reboot. On Unix, the name of the file can change the inode where it points to and the system goes on. The old file exists until every process stops using it and then is erased while new processes access the new file. So no reboot is needed.

    That leads to not having to update everything on reboot. Only the kernel and little more.

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  • [–] 103 points 3 months ago (8 children)
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    My always plugged in HDD with bees on it does that. 1 minute to shutdown at least because there's always some kind of extend read or dedupe that need a sync.

    ... I brought this upon myself so I don't have to complain.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Windows cannot shut down because there is a folder open.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    I've never used systemd to shut down

    Sudo shutdown -h now works on the Mac

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    In most distros shutdown is a symlink to systemctl.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Reminds of a couple [(brilliantly delivered, poignant)] lines from the movie Sphere.

    "I hope it doesn't have any feelings."

    "What happens when he gets upset?"

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago*

    [Thanks LLM on a websearch for helping remember it was from the Sphere, not 2001, lol... different similar(ish) lines in that. ~ Wait, why am I thanking the LLM? ... Does this speak to how gratitude's good... Or in expressing this gratitude, does it suggest I suspect, on some level, perhaps subconsciously, that the LLM has feelings!?!! Oh well at least we're not putting LLMs into our local computers that we shutdown. ....]

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (17 children)

    Just poweroff is fine. Why lose extra 2.5 seconds typing two words when one word will suffice?

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago* (9 children)

    What?

    sync ; sync ; sync ; shutdown -h now
    

    Or nothing!

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It's traditional, it used to be done that way on old systems. It was done for extra luck I suppose.

    Nowadays, shutdown syncs as a matter of fact, and filesystems are much less brittle.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Before Linux had a shutdown command, you’d run β€œsync && sync && sync” then hit the power button.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    It's even worse, when I tell my work Windows 11 computer to shut down and I have to choose update and shutdown because it decided to do updates, sometimes it reboots a few times but then it doesn't turn off afterwards.

    I'm never going to install Windows 11 on any of my devices, it's so bad.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I bought a new mini PC the other day that shipped with windows 11. Before installing Linux I thought "I'll just boot into windows to make sure the hardware is all correct".

    I got as far as the windows welcome screen and thought "it's actually just going to be faster and easier to install Debian instead of going through all this windows bullshit"

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    I got a new Mini a month ago. Before I even powered it up, I stabbed a USB stick into it, hit escape on boot, and killed that bitch with Kinonite.

    There are two things a person needs to do when starting up a fresh new computer: First, you must bathe in the purifying waters of Lake Minnetonka, and never, ever let Windows have even a single chance to live.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Or my old windows 10 machine would wake itself up in the middle of the night to run updates that the group policy wouldn't even allow it to download without my permission and then just sit there. If I hadn't fallen asleep yet, I'd notice the monitor light up the next room and get up swearing at Microsoft until I tracked down where the wakeup timer was set and disabled it. Only to find it re-enabled after some updates.

    Fuck Microsoft.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It's fun when your laptop decides to do this kind of nonsense from inside your laptop bag, smothering itself in its own heat.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Makes me wonder how many laptops seemed to randomly get bricked because it tried to update but then ran out of battery in the middle of it but the user just sees that their laptop had no battery left and then won't boot properly after that, never realizing it decided to update itself.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I have a solution for this inside on my work computer. I put it on a Shelly plug. I tell homeassistant to power that on before my shift starts. When I shut down the computer at the end of my shift, the plug sees the drop in current draw and powers off that outlet.

    The windows pc doesn’t even get power unless I want it to. It can starve.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    systemctl invariably hangs on waitimg for some job to finish. systemd-shutdown-inhibitor is hideous.

    poweroff -ff

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago*

    Powers on

    Immediately starts shut down

    Refuses to close because the following programs are still running

    The list is empty

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    it's now safe to turn off your computer

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    You can just type "shutdown now" and it does.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Are you guys really using a command to shut down a computer?

    Because you can do the same with Windows, but nobody uses it because it is just not convenient to use commands for that.

    shutdown /s

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, you can even throw a /f in there to force close all apps so it will kill everything and go nighty night. I used to use it with /t command if I wanted to download something while I was out but not have the PC run all day.

    That's not the best way to turn your PC off but hell half the time I just murder mine by holding down the power button anyways. As long as you're not being crazy shutting her down in the middle of some data operations you'll be fine.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Apparently there are a lot of ways to shutdown. halt is my preference from the command line.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Five seconds? What's hogging that system? Mine is about two, at most, from the WM shutdown selection.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I was always particularly fond of windows turning my laptop on, running updates, and then going into hibernation, which then caused a blue screen trying to come out of it.

    The laptop had sleep and hibernation disabled, all of the wake-on-events and automatic updates were disabled as well. (It was an older cranky thing and deserved rest - or to be taken out back and shot.)

    Yet, somehow it always turned on for update day, even after I blocked it from the internet via the router.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    (It was an older cranky thing and deserved rest - or to be taken out back and shot.)

    Or gifted something like GNU+Linux, BSD, OpenSolaris, 9base, GNU+Ironclad, GNU(+Hurd), KolibriOS, etc, and given a new lease of life for another decade or two, and unlikely to ever suffer like it suffered under windows ever again..

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago

    No operating system will change your ancient laptop's CPU to a more powerful and efficient one though. It'll feel snappier to use because there are fewer background processes, but it won't really be fast. Browsers will still be slow, so will code compilation, etc.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Systemctl? Bro just poweroff

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    You know I'm okay with Windows running updates I shut down or anything else like that. It's incredibly annoying when people don't run updates and then wonder why their system gets fucked up. It's just like on Linux when people just absolutely refuse to acknowledge the fact that they need to run updates. And many times I need to run the updates manually through the command line. There are quite a few gooey applications and things like that that will allow you to run updates but many times you still have to run them manually. And then something breaks and people wonder why I broke when they didn't run any updates. So in the end really who gives a fuck if it's running updates on shutdown you hit the button says run updates you tell it to run updates and you either close the lid on your laptop and walk away or you carry it till it shuts down within a few minutes and then you shut it down. Or you just let your desktop run until it's done. It's really not that big of a deal that people here seem to make it out to be and seem to make 10 different memes a day about the shutdown process on whatever OS they want to shut down.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    For most people, especially work computer/laptop users, making the update happen by default on restart or during sleep hours does a lot to keep the pc updated, because they would otherwise never do it themselves. There is a somewhat large minority of users who complain about such behaviour, but these are mostly people into computers anyways and can update their stuff anyways.

    But the biggest gripe is the horrid implementation of the start menu power buttons in windows:

    • update and restart: mostly works as you would expect - updates and boots the pc
    • update and shutdown: updates the pc, and instead of leaving the pc in shutdown state, many times it just boots the pc again, working like update and restart
    • restart/shutdown without updating: non-insignificant chance of it doing the update anyways
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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Thank you for mentioning the horrible implementation of the power button options.

    Update and shutdown? Nah, I don't feel like it. I'm gonna restart five times also and then I'm boot into Windows.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    It's nice to have the choice.

    One of my systems [that is actually in use], I've not run an update for near as long again as how long it's been since I rebooted it, and have not even hot-patched it, nor upgraded anything, ... uptime says: "08:07:28 up 2687 days, 29 min, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00"

    (And it's a gentoo... And I love upgrading long neglected gentoos... ... though that's maybe an order too far, that long. A couple years, fine, fun, but less than a year away from 3000 days (plus another grand or two). LOL. But still, the freedom to choose to do that... is nice.)

    ... Just before clicking Reply, I hear Richard Stallman's [paraphrased(?)] words echoing around in my mind... Either the user controls the software, or the software controls the user at the behest of someone else.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    But you don't need to restart Linux for updates most of the time, basically just kernel updates, and those aren't often done more than once a month or so, less for fixed point release distros

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    And you don't necessarily need to reboot Windows for all of their updates either if you keep it updated. But there's quite a few updates I've run on Linux especially servers that have been neglected when I've gone into companies because people are like herder I don't need to patch or update anything on linux that do require reboots.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    The problem is how they install the fucking updates.

    "OMG IT'S PATCH TUESDAY!!!!11111!! NEEED TO REBOOT IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW I MUST FORCE CLOSE ALL THE OPEN APPLICATIONS WITHOUT SAVING ANY WORK, THE USER GONNA APPRECIATE THAT"

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago

    I mean it's not really horrible it's actually a pretty good idea for people that either a are not computer savvy or b wouldn't normally update without being reminded to do stuff like that. Which unfortunately for people like you and I is the vast majority of people in you know the world. Actual computer users who understand and can do it on their own are very few and far between. Think about an average company of say 5,000 people and that's a small fish company. There's an it department of what maybe 10 to 15 if that. And in that case you may be have another 20 users maybe 30 users total that have any knowledge of computers at all. That's a huge amount of people right there in a huge amount of computers that would never have any updates for patches and become vulnerable to everything from crashing to getting hacked. Without those automatic upd

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    I usually map the power button to shut down, although on laptop if I close the screen after shutdown it'll go to sleep mid shutdown

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    *Holds power button on windows device

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (6 children)

    Isn't it crazy that you need a physical workaround for your operating system?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    To to honest my Fedora install used to hang indefinitely 20% of the time I tried to shut it down. So I also became well acquainted with that solution

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It is a last ditch effort in Linux instead of the first reaction for me in Windows.

    Maybe I don't just don't respect Windows. It probably goes back to things like it deciding to do an unskippable update right before I did a presentation or trying to find some obscure .dll file for hours trying to make a program work.

    I get your point though.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Fair enough considering Windows also doesn't respect you. My worst experiences were the times I accidentally clicked on "update and restart" so I just had to wait there after a long night of getting a presentation or homework done. That happened a few too many times in high school.

    But I barely handle updates myself these days. I have set it to automatically* apply them live for my year on Silverblue. I have something similar for my phone updating every weekend at night considering I sleep in anyway. This post did remind me how nice it is to not have to worry (or even think) about updates.

    *I do manually update between major Fedora releases. But those happen twice per year so yeah.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Sure I guess. There's plenty of things better about Linux so why lie? This meme misses the mark is all I'm saying.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Poor storage drives adding on power cycles

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