Yep. Take just it from Matt Damon and Alan Tudyk

What the fuck is "lemon flavored ass blaster juice"??

Thanks - you've made the rest of us look better, just by sharing your story

My life is better knowing i will.never do this to myself.

What was the neighbor's reaction?

I thought you wanted your neighbour to watch for a moment there

Buddy anything other then soap around you squishy bits is asking for trouble.

Stop trying to push your BS Dr. Cocteau.

That moment when OP doesn't know about the seashells (sremoveds in Rob Schneider)

I'm pretty sure this is where the term "butt trumpet" came from.

Just use some gold bond or other body powder. Problem solved. Thongs also solve the problem and are really quite comfortable once you're used to them.

Trick is to NOT trim it down to perfect clean shaven. Leave some small tiny little hairs. It won't itch. Been doing that exact thing myself but I'm not willing to prove it.

YMMV if your crack hair is harder than mine.

And if you work out, the sweat just makes it all slidey back there ++ungood.

sure to use some powder or some shit

For the love of god, if your skin is irritated, do not use shit to try and fix it.

/s

Came looking for exactly that epic story 😄

just sit on the fucking bathroom sink

Well now everyone at work is looking at me funny.

..., and it feels nice too.

The nation fears that it might feel nice.

I will get a bidet the day they invent one that sprays soapy water. Washing your ass without soap is like washing your hands without soap.

Washing your ass in the sink is unsanitary. I don't need shit particles in my sink bowl. I much rather just hop in the shower after a shit and wash my ass with body wash after I'm done wiping. If you have a detachable showerhead, it's easy to do so without getting your whole body wet.

I've been doing this with "Veet gel cream hair remover - sensitive hair removal cream" for the past 6 months and it really is a game changer. No burning (and I've left it on longer than 10 minutes), wiping is almost always a one-and-done, BO is gone, it's amazing, honestly.

Nair feels like getting the shit chemically burned off. I'll shave with cream and a blindfold before ever doing that again.

I don't care how silky the hole is. I would rather do gymist poses in the mirror.

How can I delete someone else's post?

First person I ever followed here

Nikls: “Stop, you fiend!” Spez: “you’ll never stop me!” Nikls: -unzips, bends over…. Spez: O_O

As often is the case, it's best to do a little of both.

You need to drink more water.

I mean the worst is usually the one that is mostly solid but something fucked it just a bit and now its like 15% towards veing runny. Just solid enoigh to come out relatively in one piece but also soft enough to spread all over your ass.

Had one like rhat yesterday. Did not have plans to shower that day but alas I went straight from the shitter into the shower.

It's a good idea if you have the right sort of skin tone. IPL works best on people with light skin and dark hair, but it might work on other combinations as well. Unfortunately, it doesn't work very well on dark skinned people

I love my at home hair removal thingy, these work!

I take a monster shot of psyllium husk everyday. Hardly anything to wipe and my shit no longer stinks.

Was he the one who did the whole “like trying to get peanut butter out of carpet” bit?