Psythik comments on Alternatively... bidet

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child)

I will get a bidet the day they invent one that sprays soapy water. Washing your ass without soap is like washing your hands without soap.

Washing your ass in the sink is unsanitary. I don't need shit particles in my sink bowl. I much rather just hop in the shower after a shit and wash my ass with body wash after I'm done wiping. If you have a detachable showerhead, it's easy to do so without getting your whole body wet.

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[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

My bidet is like a pressure washer seriously, it has quite a bit of pressure, enough to make it pretty unpleasant if I crank it up on high.

Yeah, it's not soap but I'm not using my ass to eat, I'm just trying to get all the shit off of it so I don't get weird ass-rot and hemorrhoids.

Mine was about $30 on sale and it increased my quality of life in ways that are hard to describe. Shitting at work is a lot worse now, I feel like a barbarian sitting around with a dirty ass all day.

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