I'm sorry, but cum.

You can swear on the internet. And this isn't swearing even, it's just related to sex, you know, something natural

> be me
> greek philosopher
> love wisdom
> realize eating animals is kinda fucked up
> go veg
> "oh yeah well what about protein dumbass?"
> plebs forgot one thing
> BEANS
> eat beans nonstop
> all beans all the time
> beans beans beans
> everything starts to smell like beans
> breath smells like beans
> farts smell like beans

pff w/e this is wise af

> fap to own wisdom
> cum smells like beans

Fellow philosophers, I have just concluded a series of rigorous scientific experiments...

A real human bean?

Life

No authentic writings of Pythagoras have survived,[2][3] and almost nothing is known for certain about his life.

Cool.

Cool cool cool.

Typical teen: "What?? No mom, I just crushed some beans earlier, I swear!"

I have a kid I sometimes call "Little Bean" as a term of endearment.

This is not what I meant.

He also believed your soul carries on after death and enters a new body, possibly even an animal's.

The story that he was killed because he refused to run away through a field of beans is probably fake. There's a trope of ancient philosophers getting ironic deaths:

• Archimedes being killed because he was absorbed in his geometry (he told the attacking soldier "don't disturb my circles!")

• Diogenes was notorious for rejecting social norms and acting dog-like. "Cynic" comes from the Greek word for "dog". He died of food poisoning after eating raw octopus, showing you can't really live like a dog.

I fear that this is where Lemmy and Pythagoras part ways irrevocably.

We share 70% of our DNA with an onion, some people more

I honestly love that we've all agreed to misattribute this relationship of triangles to Pythagoreas, because it's meant future generations keep learning about Greece's greatest crackhead.

Well, Pythagoras wasn't so wrong either, all living beeings on Earth are descendants of the first single-celled life that formed at the beginning of the Earth, also beans and humans.

Pythagoras it's human being, not human bean!!! Silly goose!

'Ecce homo, qui est faba'

I mean, have you see a fetus? At some point, it looks like a bean.

Isn't Pythagoras also the guy who believed that farts were the soul leaving the body?

And that beans were therefore toxic and related to death.

It’s a shame he never had the pleasure of Bradford Pear trees in the spring. 🤢 🤮

mmmm, primordial bean soup.

I'm still eating it though even if it is my (step) nXgrandmother.

The little discussed Pythagorean Wild Conjecture.

What kind of bean? Don't most varieties we eat today come from the Americas?

bean

Huh, I was watching a YouTube video about the Sabians in Türkiye the other day and how they were Pythagorians who didn’t eat beans

https://youtu.be/L00Fyu_5GXk

Oh shit guys it's bean season again

Some days...reality just beats drugs.

He also died because when he was being chased, he refused to run through a bean field, trampling on the beans.

He used to also lecture by dressing like a girl, and sitting behind a curtain so that only his shadow would appear on the curtain. I love stories of ancient trans people. Yes they also believed in silly things sometimes, but they were just as intelligent and creative as we are. They were human in every way that we are today.

Chat, is this true?