> be me
> greek philosopher
> love wisdom
> realize eating animals is kinda fucked up
> go veg
> "oh yeah well what about protein dumbass?"
> plebs forgot one thing
> BEANS
> eat beans nonstop
> all beans all the time
> beans beans beans
> everything starts to smell like beans
> breath smells like beans
> farts smell like beans

pff w/e this is wise af

> fap to own wisdom
> cum smells like beans

Fellow philosophers, I have just concluded a series of rigorous scientific experiments...