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[–] 83 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Can show you the secrets of the universe using a DMT Pen and...

Anyone else get "Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone." vibes.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I still think of that scene at least once a month and giggle!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Sorry out of the loop here - what's this a scene from?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Dave the Barbarian is an American cartoon series produced by Disney that ran for one season between 2004 and 2005. The show is about a cowardly barbarian named Dave who is tasked with protecting the kingdom, as well as the princess, while his parents are away fighting evil.

    KYM Entry about the scene

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  • [–] 66 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    I don't know who needs to hear this, but people, please do not take psychedelics and put lasers near your eyes.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Emphasis on AND. Putting lasers near your eyes is a sober activity.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    This is true. Laser Doppler Vibrometry and Atomic Force Microscopy are two legitimate examples of using lasers near your eyes while sober.

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  • [–] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 104 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That's just a primed and guided trip lol

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    According to the dude, people with no foreknowledge also saw the same things. "Seeing the code of the matrix" definitely sounds better than "DMT enhances random patterns".

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  • [–] 45 points 1 year ago (26 children)

    If what we perceive as reality is a simulation the purpose is quite clear, to observe the behavior of overconfident idiots unfettered by the mediating tendencies of a too reasonable reality.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    Maybe it’s some higher dimensional grad student simulating something to get some plots to add to a poster his postdoc wants him to present at a small time conference somewhere. Our consciousness is just a side effect because he insisted in doing the coding in Haskell.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    That's so many nested assumptions, lol:

    Assumption table

    1. Graduate student in academia
    2. Running a simulation for data
    3. For a conference
    4. Haskell

    The probability value of all four being true simultaneously approaches ≈0%

    Don't forget the sheer, mind-destroying size of the universe, and its age.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Don't forget the sheer, mind-destroying size of the universe, and its age.

    Most of it is empty. The trick is lazy evaluation.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago* (13 children)

    and honestly, even if it is a simulation, so what? do you have a way to get out? can you even exist outside of it? do you hurt or love any less knowing that? what are you supposed to do about it? give up? lay your simulation body on the simulation dirt and simulation die?

    none of it really matters does it, especially because you can't know if it's possible to leave/exist outside. as far as you know this life is still the only thing that is certain

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    If it's a simulation someone must be running it. Maybe we could get their attention somehow.

    Praying obviously doesn't work. Maybe if we all stripped naked and just kind of started getting it on in a giant juicy fuck pile that would get their attention.

    And they could make things suck less.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    If I was playing The Sims, and one of my Sims started showing un-mistakeable signs of self awareness, I would panic and ctrl-alt-delete that shit so fast.

    Maybe its better if we DMT-and-lasers our way into a plan before we start banging on the glass.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    The dmt is doing the heavy lifting there.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Does Dmt know something we don't?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Like the Kumail Nanjiani joke about a new drug called "cheese," made by mixing Tylenol PM with heroin.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    If anyone was curious the reason for "cheese" is to turn black tar heroin into a snortable powder. It's not really well known because people who buy tar smoke it or inject it and if you wanted to snort heroin you would just buy powder form, but powder used to be hard to find on the west coast until fentanyl became big.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago

    In our lanoratory I remember an warning sign:

    Do not look at the laser with the remaining eye !!

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I didn't know DMT came in vape form. What a time to be alive.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I'm a thing, Greg. Can you put me in a vape?

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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (2 children)
    [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, drugs and looking into lasers will definitely change your brain, no doubt. Dunno if I want advice from someone who does that, tho…

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Ah, from the picture I thought he would teach us how to read barcodes (which do underpin human reality), but it's just some boring simulation stuff.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This guy needs to jack off more.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago*

    Well, a friend of mine took acid with a TV in the room, and it enabled him to see what was behind the signal, between the scanlines, on the other side of the picture. He then saw the message that held the secret to unlocking the truth of the universe.

    It said: LSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSD

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Heheh. Reminds me of the guy I knew who did a DMT trip and claimed to be able to see between the atoms and retrieve lost memories.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Maybe the lost memories were meant to stay lost? Who knows what eldritch horrors we uncover? I think the lost memories should stay that way: lost.

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  • [+] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I remember being taught something that resembles the idea, you wrote, when I took a course on cognition during my PhD. Memory is probably the most fascinating aspect of cognition to me, TBH.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Crazy people were spreading stupid shit like this on youtube for decades but I would really like to know why Vice thinks this is newsworthy now. Did the society became so stupid that being an idiot influences is now a valid profession?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    Remember the dude with the immortality rings?

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Even if we were in a simulation, we only exist inside of it and knowledge of whether or not we are "real" doesn't actually change our interaction with the time and space inside our universe.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    The only thing one could do with knowledge of being in a simulation, is trying to find bugs and exploits.
    From now on, I expect anyone claiming we live in a simulation to have a working perpetual motion device, faster that light communication, or something similarly impressive. If they don't, their claim is meaningless useless.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Just because they can't find exploits in a simulation sophisticated enough to run a seemingly infinite universe doesn't mean there's no simulation.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Theory is that the human (and maybe other) brain creates a simulation of the world experienced through the senses and that 'you' interact with that. Everybody has their own simulation, no code to speak of. Drugs can 'hack' it by messing with the simulation and perception.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    "Let's see how close I can get the lasers to my eyes without going blind..."

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Dimethyltryptamine. Shit‘s got the TRYP already in the name bro.

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