Lol

What about lupo Alberto? (He is technically a wolf, but I recon it still counts)

If only it had a decent text editor...

Wait, what's the difference between a triad and a triangle?

Front left crew reporting

You're not fooling me, that's Gandalf!

It's the typical case of perfect being the enemy of good.

To be fair, aviation was stuck in a patent gridlock for a decade or so after kitty hawk. So you could have kept claiming that the "falling with style" trick was pretty useless for quite a while.

So what? My phone is a symbian!

Just add water

No, please, do not send me back to the dark centuries! Please, I want to stay in the post scarcity, medically advanced, peaceful society!

That's not ASCII era, that's MS office 90s era wordart