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[–] 34 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Perfect steak. Could use it in so many things, besides eating it by itself, and it'd save me so much and majorly upgrade my meals.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Bbq brisket. I’m not going to go through the whole process of smoking for several hours.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Pretty sure I would be dead within six months.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Veggies and beans enchiladas verde.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    This is the way I was going. Beans, rice, and cheese burritos, with plenty of veggies and salsa to round things out. Pretty wholesome, lots of nutrients, complete protein. You'd never starve. Enchiladas are an excellent variation.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (8 children)
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    We need more information, there's almost infinite versions and variations of pizza.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Authentic Totino's Party Pizza. Literally a party that never has to end.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    Ah, yes, the Totino's Party Pizza. Truly a staple of the saddest party ever. It isn't a depressed pity party without Totino's.

    I have 3 in the freezer right now.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Totino's Part?

    How many parts did Totino have anyways?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    A nice hearty soup. Can basically travel the world because it can feed you and hydrate you when you cannot find water or sustenance. And I think it is healthy enough to not kill you if you survived on it for the last 3 months, might be wrong.

    But most importantly it will not take away your pleasure of better food, such as pizza, which after three months only eating pizza, you will be tired of it for the rest of you life

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    buckwheat crepes stuffed with spinach, cheese, and bacon

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    A good taco. Actually, I think the enchilada guy was right. What he said.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Corndog.

    I just like the idea of being able to offer a warm corndog to anyone at anytime.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    For some reason the idea of pulling a delicious smelling/looking corndog out of a pocket and handing it to a frazzled/sad random with a genuine “Hey, you don’t have to rawdog life alone — you can corndog it instead.” is like, Jesus-tier miracle shitposting.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I was imagining a hip holster or possibly a bandolier to pull them out of, but, thank you. This is the greatest compliment I have ever received.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You know, a holster is not an idea that occurred to me, but I sort of like the idea of just having like a magical holster of corn dogs.

    Or like, an ankle holster. Imagine explaining that to airport security.
    My personal favorite riff on the attached holder idea is one of those old school gas station change dispensers. You pull a little lever and a corn dog pops up out of one of the tubes like a spring-loaded snake. (Would have to be appropriately sized.) Maybe other tubes have condiments?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Perfect bowl of Pho

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Assuming cooked includes "prepared": sushi boat with a variety of rolls!

    Plenty to eat, good protein, and it's something I can't prepare for myself. Also assuming magic, won't contribute to ocean decline.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Can it constantly be just like slightly warm just out of the oven? If so then some kind of bread. Milk bread, sourdough, brioche, etc. I love a good shockingly fresh bread but making bread is such a chore

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Boiled little cubes of zucchini. No spice, no salt, nothing. It's for my cat, I have to do this all year round and it's annoying.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Pizza. Appropriate at any time, can survive off it's varieties and makes you ALWAYS the one invited to parties.

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  • [+] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Chicken cordon bleu.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Antipasto or charcuterie with grilled veg, crostini or other bread, cheese and maybe some meat (salami or such) -- but particularly grilled asparagus. Something like this: spring

    summer

    fall

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I just want to piggyback on this comment to say, this is the way to live. It's also an ideal way to dodge food sensitives if that's your situation. Since we're dealing with whole-foods here, and nothing has been souped, stewed, or combined in any way, everyone at the table can have something.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I'd love to do it nearly-daily, but it is expensive and I typically don't have most the ingredients on-hand. Right now I have a huge amount of watermelon and a bit of salami, but no suitable cheese or veg., and it takes so much time and planning to get everything together it just doesn't happen except for large gatherings.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    Does it have to be cooked? Some sort of really good salad with a hundred ingredients. I can cook stuff all day but prepping a really good salad is a hassle.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    A nice crusty loaf of bread.

    Fresh bread is so good, doesn't stay good that long, and has a very long lead time.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    In any quantity? Some nutritionally complete food that avoids as many allergens as possible. Probably some kind of fortified legume and veggie paste. With that kind of magical power, I'd be looking to slay one of the horsemen of the apocalypse

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Chicken tortellini soup. Everyone in the house likes it so everyone could just have a nice bowl whenever!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I'm torn between ribs with a dry rub, or a blackened burger with sauteed onions, blue cheese, and bacon.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Some form of vegetarian chili.

    Delicious, desireable in all seasons, relatively healthy.

    I wonder if the people asking for fast-food type of stuff just want to die.

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  • Chicken wings. I love a good steak, but I also enjoy cooking my own. Really good chicken wings are a pain to make. It's a no brainer, especially if I can choose the sauce for each wing.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Either French Onion soup (because it is such a hassle) or Foul Mudammas bc its tasty af

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Freshly made, slightly warm hummus, with veggies and taboon-style pita bread.

    It would be lovely to have something like steak or chicken or a tasty cheesy dish, but I would just wind up in an early grave I went with that.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Cheeseburger

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Two slices of cottage bread, lightly buttered on the inside with quality unsalted butter, two pieces of deli style American cheese (specifically the stuff from our local butcher but similar to Kraft Deli Select) evenly distributed in the middle.

    Delicious cheese sandwich!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Bibimbap. Reasonably healthy and would take me a long time to get tired of.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Pragmatic answer: grilled chicken breast

    Wishful answer: quiche!!!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Döner. I got addicted to one store's döner while I was in Berlin and I've been craving it ever since, and I've been unable to find an equivalent here.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I want to say a steak, but if I had an infinite supply of perfect steak available to me, I would probably die of a heart attack in about a year.

    So instead I'll say crispy, corn-starch-battered stir fried marinated tofu. Tastes very good, and I usually fail to plan ahead for marinating it, plus the corn starch can sometimes make a mess, so having it magically made for me would be nice.

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  • [+] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    honestly, french omelette's pretty easy to make; i would pick a different style of egg that's more difficult and/or time-consuming, like tamagoyaki or omurice-style omelette.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Grilled Pogfish.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Birria de Res Tacos

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    Sliced BBQ Porkbelly in tonkotsu broth with ramen noodles, soft-medium boiled egg, green onion, bok choy, shredded carrots, corn, and enoki mushrooms served with a bottle of chilled, sweet, filtered sake.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Pizza or Lasagna. I could never get tired of either.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    vegetable omelet with hollandaise

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    2.5 doz freshly boiled dense Maryland blue crabs, caked in OBS.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm going to agree with bread. I do make bread but if it could just stay first day fresh (or second day fresh for sourdough rye) from first slice to last, that would be great.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    There are some fresh baked breads that I enjoy a few days after baking (basically sourdoughs) that are reheated to get warm and crispy again. But I agree. If I could have perfectly timed baked breads I would be so happy.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Burnt Ends with BBQ sauce. Now, I probably wouldn't eat everyday cause my heart probably won't be able to take it but if I'm feeling the need for meat then meat will be back on the menu, boys.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Steamed broccoli 🥦

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    The off-brand KFC run by people who barely speak English. Sometimes it's food poisoning but usually its the best chicken I've ever tasted.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Roast chicken & french fries

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Quesadilla . Chicken . Cheese . Taco sauce . Crispy tortilla

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Pepperoni pizza. That would really get my stats up on my heart attack 100% speed run.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Prison escape cake, with a metal file, skeleton key and a knife baked inside.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Are we heading to the platform?

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