If only there was something we could do

I was shocked when I learned that male ducks have corkscrew penises and that ducks mostly reproduce through gangrape 😳

These facts changed my opinion of ducks

Wasn’t there a rumor that rich dudes were paying girls to shit on their chest and calling it Dubai chocolate?

I’m going to hell for this

Those eyebrows are a choice

Sounds like you know what to do. Find a way to communicate with her about how your relationship is going and what you both want.

You have to squint to see it 😉

I’m excited to see more!

The process works in mysterious ways

In the before photo, he already has long hair so it’s not four years in between pics. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was AI.

That does not look like the same dude

I love sleeping because I love dreaming 💭