It is a true joy in life to sit back and enjoy a duck butt when you’re sitting by a lake and one does that little flip-dunk.

I was shocked when I learned that male ducks have corkscrew penises and that ducks mostly reproduce through gangrape 😳

These facts changed my opinion of ducks

That although the ducks at the duck pond are free and can be taken home... Its difficult to keep them at your home unless you have a tempting duck habitat i. e. a pond and lots of grubs, worms and reed plants.

Please don't take the free ducks home if you plan on keeping them in your spare room. They will not be happy and will let you know this in there own duckish manor.

Their meat is delicious.

MR ducks

MR not ducks

OSAR, CDEDBD legs?

LIB, MR ducks.

Ducks float. Because of this fact, they can be used in a NIST traceable system of weights and measures to assess witches.

Got any grapes?

"I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread." -Mitch Hedberg

To know the answer you need to go duck yourself

I think ducks are great for their respective eco systems and I appreciate them as wild animals in a violent state of nature despite knowing about the off putting way they reproduce.

I don't give a duck

Swans and geese are just big ducks.

I miss feeding them bread and wish I'd never found out it was bad for them and can mess up their migratory patterns.

Daffy > Donald

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That they don't rape anything. They mate in the way they've evolved to, and that any human calling it rape is a moron.

Also, it is overrated on the plate. Good, but not so good that it merits the insanity some folks apply to it. However! I am still happy for anyone to enjoy it for themselves! I'm talking only about the pop culture side of things where it gets hyped beyond realism.

Muscovy Ducks are as obnoxious as geese

Following winkly's comment, my most controversial take was when I saw a male duck really going for it, I said: 'that duck is really trying to rape the female.' And he just looked at me for a few seconds and just went wut, 'They're ducks...'

The amount of controversial opinions about ducks should be zero.

They taste good on a ham sandwich

Deep down inside they all wish they were a goose.

Anatidaephobia isn't real.

Duck eggs > goose eggs. Even though they’re smaller, the flavour and texture is better. Goose eggs are overrated.

they are dirtier and smell worse than chickens

Its enjoyable to go out late autumn to shoot them in the head while aflight.