We call it, The Aristocrats!

A stick.

Better Nate than lever

One baby nailed to ten trees.

The Pope looks up and says, "You fuckers are my kind of people."

And the penguin says, "Nah, that's just ice cream."

To get to the other side

Orange you glad

Because the light was on.

The Aristocrats!

Eric Clapton wouldn’t let his bag of cocaine fall out a window.

“Grandma… so that’s how you died…”

So the pharmacist says, "I've got just the thing to stop that coffin!"

You're a real mean drunk, Superman.

You got any more of those meat flavored pickles?

punches you in the face

...you asked for a punchline, don't be mad at me

There was no punchline

He sh*t in my pants too!

It's the cobblestones.

"Fuck you, Clown."

Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!

So I thought to myself, is that how she died?

What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?

It's not a bacon tree, it's a ham bush.

I got bad news, you are out of paint and that's not a porch, it's a Mercedes.

Because Nyquil stops the coffin'.

"He stands on a leaf and waits until Autumn." (Punchline to a joke I read in grade 3 from the 70's.)

And thats why cornflakes are better than cheerios.

• overheard in the playground around 30 years ago and remains unexplained to this day. The kid would not repeat the joke for me. It remains the object of largest difference between importance and intrigue in my head.

I feel like I need to qualify that I understand this is where I write the punchline to a joke, and that I am not accientally typing this into a search engine.

one hatched and already stole a bike.

Isn’t it disgusting?

None

I have to walk out of here alone

DIE, HERETIC!

Her glass eye was sitting on the table

"I thought he was your uncle."

A STIIIIIICK!

You poor dear! Don't you have a vase?

Stupid, use them on the other side!

An Impasta

"Guys... I think made a mistake."

Look, Hans, no ma.

There's way too many good jokes in here!

Because they have big fingers too.

"Don't worry, I got him with my door."

That guy over there is picking watermelons.

No deer. Ass too high, run too fast.

Worst? They both come/cum on little white crackers. Wurst! I asked him to send me a link.

"I scraped off the sores"

Getting the blood out of the clown suit.

If they're forced on you as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult.

The dog says, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

You'd think the second guy would've ducked.

Personally, I have no iDeer.

A police horse!

"oh, don't worry, it was dead before I started"

no idea! i have a hard time counting when i'm masturbating

Awwww My tractor broke down.

I'm sorry, but you'll have to get in line for that, too.

Fuck you, clown!

"Dopey fucked a penguin Dopey fucked a penguin!"

I’ll take a slice of apple, then.