Marriage.

I was firmly opposed. I had a few girlfriends and each time I thought "I don't need my relationship to be recognised by the state. What a waste of resources."

Then I met my wife and it was like having pocket aces. I was all in before the flop.

22 years later and I'd give her both of my lungs if she needed them.

Apologies. Fixed.

My first computer was a donated ZX Spectrum with 1k memory. I had no tape drive, so I would program in a game, copied from a magazine, and play it, and when I switched it off it was gone.

When we visited my dad he had a 16k that he had upgraded to 48k. I remember playing Jet Set Willy and Elite.

Check out Mr Miss 48k, over here! Show off.

IRC, I think.

Lol. Firmgold all the way.

Quinoa Salad

Salad

• 1 cup uncooked white quinoa
• 1 punnet cherry tomatoes halved or quartered
• 1 English cucumber diced small
• 1/4 cup finely diced red onion
• 150g fresh baby spinach coarsely chopped
• 2 large ripe avocados chopped
• 1/3 cup finely chopped cilantro or parsley, optional 1/3 cup crumbled feta cheese optional

Dressing

• 4 Tbsp red wine vinegar
• 2 Tbsp Dijon-style mustard
• 1 tsp dried oregano
• 1 clove minced garlic
• 1/2 cup olive oil
• 1 Tbsp honey
• 1 large lemon
• Salt and pepper

Leave out the feta and the honey and it's vegan, too.

Edit: cook and cool the quinoa before assembly.

Strangers passing in the street. By chance, two separate glances meet, and I am you and what I see is me

~ Pink Floyd - Echoes

Yeah, man. The cats bowl is cleaned for every meal. I wouldn't eat off of yesterday's food remnants so why should she?

Correct! I wondered if anyone would get the reference.

Cheez Whiz.

A police horse!

Australia. Escapology is an amazing album. It's definitely in my desert island top 10.