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bean
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bean
If you bump into my dad getting his ciggies, tell him to come home already.
Some will to live.
I brought you huile d'olive, which sounds a bit similar.
Funny, in Dutch crying = huilen, so I always thought of it as the olives tears..
Als mede Nederlander, ik weet het, maar toch was ik verrast door de olijventranen als metafoor..
I got you some booze. Usually helps me when the going gets tough.
They said they're out, sorry.
I'm here if you need an also depressed friend to talk to.
Nah my coworkers were also in it with me none of us sat down for like 12h except when I ate too many cupcakes between admissions and had to bolt for the off-unit toilet before I shit myself and some of it was funny at least in that darkly absurd way that the slow decay of the American healthcare system is. I couldn't have picked better people to spend a shitty night with there are like 1-2 people who would have made it an even swap and some of the techs could have been better but none of the actual mid coworkers were there so.
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
New US president, please.
Could you grab me some ram? I was going to take out a mortgage to upgrade my computer, but then I realized I don't own any property
Okay but like, time for real shit. I am in Korea. I went to a thrift store and got his beat the fuck up looking Thinkpad T480 for like $25. No shit. I take it home and take it apart. You know what I see? I got a Samsuing NVMe 2tb and fucking 2 32gb of Crucial DDR4 RAM chips. NO SHIT!
So uh... in real life? Come to Korea and peruse the fucking thrift shops.
In that case I’ll have some Korean BBQ, pleeease!
No. I been to a ton of K-BBQ places and I found them all disappointing so you aren't allowed as well. You're welcome.
bro i'm in korea as well. where tf can I get a T480 for $25?
Dayum, nice find... These days we've got so many people desperate to find a way to make a buck that you can only see deals like that far outside population areas. I haven't even seen any remotely modern computer in a secondhand store in years
I'd love to visit Korea someday, if I ever have the chance I'll have to check out the thrift stores. Even if I don't find a computer, old stuff is cool
Curious, what store in Korea? Where? I'll be visiting Seoul soon, and was looking for some old electronics and thrift stuff.
Can you grab me a can of striped paint from the hardware store?
Large pizza with the works, add pineapple.
Got it, pal. I got you a pizza topped with 4 kinds of cheeses, tater tots, egg, squid, tteokbokki, a sacrificial virgin, ice cream, matcha, boba, spinach, yumyum sauce, sleeping powder, and pineapple just like you wanted!
When they're dragging out the capers and honey, you know they're giving you the Works.
tteokbokki
I love that shit. Do people actually put it on pizza though?
it's highly unusual but apparently there's at least one example
Go pee for me, I don't want to get out of bed
Sometimes a dimensional drain installed into the bladder - something that burrows through a higher dimension and into a sanitary disposal somewhere else - would be nice.
I mean, I don’t drink like a fish or anything, but full bladders can be more abruptly insistent than most anything else.
I used to live (alone, unsurprisingly) in a house with a games room in the attic. The only toilet was on the ground floor. So I ran a hosepipe all the way through the house so I didn't have to trapse down two flights of stairs to pee. Thinking back, I both admire and loathe the person I used to be.
That’s… disgustingly impressive.
As a guy I would gladly high-five you for coming up with such a creatively practical solution, but you’re gonna have to wash your hands, first. Thoroughly.
I'll take "the sweet release of death" if you can find it anywhere on a good sale price. Thanks bro.
Can you get me some meds? I think I'm experiencing a manic episode.
...oh oops, I read "meds" as "maids"
Yo, you still want some maids, bro?
Dude! In my country, MAID can be medically assisted suicide. Make sure ya get the right kind of maid!
Can I get one abolition of hierarchy, one abolition of borders, and some fries?
Getting rid of hierarchy, I can do that with eugenics and CRISPR modifications to the common human genome, it'll take a few centuries and change everything we are including what makes us human and will probably make humanity go extinct but hey I'm on the way to the store anyway.
chocolate. something chocolate.
pack of zig zags, some funyuns, water man, lots of water. and some of that stuff… we used to eat it all the time back in the day…
Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for your brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. You can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet you Wednesday at the train station.
6 pack of beer, snus (tobacco, not the white nicotine pouch shit) and salted peanuts. Buy something for yourself too, on me.
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