"Alright Angels, urine for some stinkin' fun today!" -Charlie, probably

My man aspiring to be a biblically accurate urine angel

The old fashioned way, I'll cry and wank

A short lesson: dirty hands make for a runny poop

Not a casual, no, but us trained competitive penis enjoyers can catch every stroke with ease

Uhm wait I've been showering in shit to save time. Now this changes everything!

That's awesome! Where did you get that axolotl shirt? My gf would love it

Must be a size queen 👑

Prank him by giving his doughnuts a yummy cream filling instead

Mmm, pankkake 🤤

My man's living in Lothlorien

Thank you, I will look those up!