Not depicted: all the babies on her back.

Art store: we sold you this canvas for $25. We see you've painted over it and are selling it for $200 but we think you should split the profits with us.

Get fucked.

I'm gonna make the worker give me a sample of about 1700 of those. I'm allergic to the other 300.

Learn about the curly girl method.

That name sounds like an insult.

It's just a savory latte with bugs in it.

(These are lines from The Good Place. I actually like clam chowder.)

Clam chowder is just hot ocean milk with dead animal croutons.

Imagine your body slowly floating up to the ceiling. Or conversely, sinking down through the mattress.

The Death Ray is for peaceful purposes only.

Distract myself with books or tv.

I wouldn't fuck my parents either, but you do you I guess.

Thank you for sharing this.