no butt stuff
This group sucks! :P
no butt stuff
This group sucks! :P
I cut open the ogre's stomach, and hide the loot in there, then sew it back up. Later I'll come back and extract the loot through his butt.
Because I can't carry around all this loot before we win the main quest, because there'll be even more loot there, and I'm already overburdened, and then we'll just cut open the dragon's stomach, store the loot in there, sew it back up, finish some of the sidequests, take the exp, buy some pack mules, then retrace our steps and pick up the loot along the way through their butts.
Well, I DMing adults and they tend to do the same thing, but with their own and each others butts for some reason. This might be the way to go…
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