There's a completely different set of assumptions outside the US.

Canadian, British, Australian and New Zealand.

No. I live in New Zealand, we don't have any native tree-dwelling mammals. A few uninvited ecological pests like Australian possums. We ask them politely, but firmly, to leave.

I haven't got a joke, how about a tongue twister?

"When a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, there's a packet pocket socket racket error to report."

You know he feels every dollar off the stock price like a punch in the gut.

Invest it in companies positioned to take advantage of a glut of server RAM hitting the market in about 18 Months.

At the bottom of a flooded cave. Cave-divers can do everything right and still die in a hole.

They were paid (at least partly) in beer. Truly an enlightened civilisation. 😉

I think I speak for all of us when I say please log off the internet forever.

People seem to have strong feelings about Wattpad. What did they do?

Let's not go to extremes, now.

Burning them dead would be just as good.

I've been using Mint for ten years because I like the features that make it a newbie distro - the Cinnamon desktop has all the important things in the same places Windows does and it integrates new features six months after they're released, to give them time for testing and bugfixing before use.