Sounds like it would be just enough to feel perfect

How does that compare to a vacuum cleaner? Um... Asking for a friend.

From 2018:

Back in August, the crew of the International Space Station (ISS) was surprised to learn that a leak was responsible for a slight loss in air pressure aboard the station. After investigating, they learned that the cause was a small hole in the Russian Soyuz spacecraft that had docked with the ISS. While the hole was promptly sealed, the cause of it has remained a mystery ever since.

https://www.universetoday.com/articles/russian-cosmonaut-says-that-the-hole-in-the-iss-was-drilled-from-the-inside

10psi sounds like more than enough to pull your guts out.

except the expanse, where they throw a piece of plastic on the hole and all is fine(ish)

Hollywood thinks that a plane losing pressure is just like the Byford Dolphin

Came here for the Guts reference.

The Byford Dolphin is quite a read:

Byford Dolphin incident 1983

Crab vs Pipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv14vZx6jvU

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

I don’t see why it would be helpful to make a day last a whole year but I’m no scientist

Objective: completed