Au-- AURORA BOREALIS? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within a drawing you made?
... fukkin' sick.
I, too, volunteer for this study. For science! 
A party?
I mean, I suppose an entire planet erupting in celebration could be considered one singular party, but I'd say it'd be more like thousands or millions of smaller parties all occurring at once.
don't forget free labor when they're young/free caregiver when you're old and infirm, I've heard more than one (bad) parent list this as one of the main reasons they wanted to have children.
oh good, the gas station opioid is here to stay. y i p p e e ! I'm sure the "hard on drugs" red hat wearing crowd will have nothing to say at all about this.
Does Big Bill Hell's count?
Like, I'm not saying they'd sell good cars. I'm not saying I'd go there intending to get a good car. But were it a real business I would absolutely buy a shitbox from Big Bill Hell's Cars, because it's not a business pretending to be my friend giving me a great deal, and that's worth more to me than some salesman blowing smoke up my ass. And while it is a lot funnier than the average late 90s used car dealership ad, it is also incredibly authentic to the form of one.
If not, then I have also never seen an ad I liked.
where's that image of the dude laying in bed getting repulsed by a meme, thinks of sending it to his friends, and then he grins smugly?
Luckily I’ve yet to receive such call. The vast majority of my customers are unreasonably reasonable.
reasonable customers? strangers, random members of the public, behaving in a reasonable manner, especially when money is involved?
Oh, in that case, you'll get a call saying you used the wrong type of knots about .4 of a femtosecond after you get home, and asking you "how are you gonna make this right?"
Senile old man neck-deep in fraud sets up hotline to report fraud, surprised when most calls end up being about himself. More at 11.
You can leave your friends behind
Fuck; shit, this is. -- Yoda Gnome
you know, as opposed to all the other ones that definitely are.
genuinely one of my favorite EPs of all time, Idealism (their second release) is fantastic too but holy shit the cover for Mind & Time is a masterpiece all on its own. Highest res version I could find at 3000x3000, and it actually needs it; good luck reading the tiny ribbon of text going right through the middle at a lower resolution (which I didn't notice/couldn't read for the longest time)
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