My life is in your hands Lemmy

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[–] 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Tell a loved one how much they mean to you

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  • [–] 39 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Drink some water. At least 500 ml

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    I failed but I will try again tomorrow

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  • [–] 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Quit Windows, install Linux.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (3 children)

    Dear reader,

    You must dance.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    My life is in your hands Lemmy

    This is one of the scariest sentences I’ve ever seen

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  • [–] 17 points 2 weeks ago

    Spend time today just to doodle for 20+ minutes.

    No music, no background videos

    Just a piece of paper, a pen or pencil, and creativity

    If you need a theme, how about "cozy"?

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  • [–] 27 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    Install elite dangerous. See you next year

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  • [–] 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Your task for today is to find out what it is then.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Eat beans for dinner. At least three kinds

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    25 pushups before the end of the day

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago

    Find a really nice stick and bring it home, give it a place to live

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  • [–] 24 points 2 weeks ago* (3 children)

    Find a trans person & tell them how pretty/handsome they are (whichever matches how they present themselves, of course).

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago

    Spank it like a monkey in a mango tree

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    Make sure to drink enough water. Not too much water though.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Eat healthy foods in moderation, exercise, get to bed on time and don't do any drugs.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Self-host Lemmy instance. Go.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    You need to not poop for three days.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Done. It was messy, but it went about as well as could be expected with jfk involved.

    We took him out to breakfast to discuss his issues with vaccines. Before we even had a chance to order he was on top of another table having intercourse with someone else's breakfast. When he finished he declared these "chicken ovulations" to now legally be people and that the person whose breakfast he had molested was now responsible for raising their breakfast to adulthood or risk being jailed for performing abortions.
    He then ran out of the front door screaming that he had an appointment at the children's hospital to harass children with cancer for being too poor to purchase the cure for cancer .

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Make contact with the darkness within, ask it how it feels about you and where you're at in life.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Get some chocolate cookies

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Immediately regret making this post

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Make a good cup of coffee and smoke a bowl. Proceed from there.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    Have some sex

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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    Write a song or poem

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago*

    Stretch, only eat within a 6 hour window each day, take lsd

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Sub 35 minute 5k run.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Gay sex (if you're really up for it and also w consent)

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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    The urge to say the thing I'm sure most of us thought jokingly.

    But don't do it OP, we care about you. Not really but it's the right thing to do.

    You can be the hero we need without a prefix.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    gimmme ten trillion dollar

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Try something new that you've wanted to try for a long time.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Read The Victorian Internet by Tom Standage.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Install bonzi buddy, the true AI.

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