Two joints and no snacks? Ain't no way I'm sleeping like that dawg, I'd be waking up having sleep paralysis demons shaped like an evil Dorito sitting on my belly at around midnight for sure.

Two days ago I got so high celebrating blue Texas that I felt bad for sad Trump losing so hard

I never thought I'd see an America where weed was cheaper than food, but here we are.

SmOke tWo JoInTs : https://youtu.be/BbcHEZ9adkM

It sounds fun but two joints back to back is gonna make me super paranoid lol

someone should make a sub where the gimmick is that you can only post while high and we debate about random high thoughts

Oh, my daddy he once told me, "son, you be hard working man"

My mama she once told me, "son, you do the best you can"

But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said

"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

Better than 30 to 50 feral hogs.

That would absolutely fuck my night up

I'm already halfway there!

But unfortunately it led to me ordering Five Guys delivered...

At a certain point it's diminishing returns

How much higher are you really going to get after smoking a whole joint

I cannot just go to bed. I'm wired as fuck now.

I've done quite a bit of extended fasting. 12 days was the longest I've ever fasted.

Smoked weed daily to handle hunger pains, worked great

Wouldn't work for me, weed makes me hungry

Gotta get on Tony Two Joints's level