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[–] 187 points 3 months ago (22 children)

"I'll write a whiny multipage diatribe to rage quit and insert a script to DDOS the instance that hurt my feelings. That's the behaviour of a well adjusted adult that's doing the right thing."

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  • [–] [S] 104 points 3 months ago* (15 children)

    Definitely the actions of a person who should be unquestioningly trusted to be the sole arbiter of determining what is fine and dandy and what goes too far on Lemmy. Totally not indicative of every legitimate concern that every single person opposing this brought up being accurate, surely not!

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  • [–] 75 points 3 months ago (14 children)

    My favorite reply from him when I called him out in a different thread: "why can't you just let people use their own computers how they choose"

    I'm guessing he has never heard the wisdom of not throwing stones in a glass house. The cognitive dissonance is hilarious, though.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (13 children)

    That dude is an unbearable cunt as a mod as well. I am absolutely not surprised for the fact that he is an unbearable cunt as a developer.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago* (12 children)

    IIRC he banned people in all communities he moderated if he found someone that you broke a rule in only 1 community, idk what rules though

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Yes, he does. And he is very flexible in his own interpretation of the rules. He's the kind of power-tripper I hoped leaving behind on reddit.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    ugh you're giving me flashbacks of getting autobanned by a bot on one of the main leftist subreddits because I'd once posted in one of the right-wing subs (calling someone out on nazi bullshit).

    It's infinitely frustrating to see a community of people who mostly just want a socialized safety net, money out of politics, less inequality and less genocide, get run by exactly the sort of people who seem like they'd be perfectly happy implementing gulags and Stasi on the first day of the revolution.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    Really? That's kinda messed up (unless it's like, they ban someone homophobic or racist which then make sense)

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  • [–] -2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Just how mods are. Every server's got a few.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Dont forget locking the post so no one can comment and call you out

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago

    The disturbing thing is that a LOT of people are like this. The older I get and the more I see of humanity the more it becomes clear most don't mentally age past early teens and many who have big parts of them that don't age past toddler behaviour.

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  • [–] 119 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    As a lemming, this whole drama is categorical censorial bullshit, but also peak comedy because the fuckwad got caught and publicly called on the carpet

    As a software engineer, this is stupid implementation, because you can trivially make this a configurable blocklist of strings and regex. It never needed to even be an argument. Which of course means that it was never about the implementation.

    As an open source enthusiast, take the software engineer response, but add: and he’s intentionally pushing his (visibly fucked up and warped) worldview and values onto users, and he tried to obfuscate it to be sneaky. That falls in the realm of malware imo - as in, intentionally mutating the functionality of a project with a specific intent of impact on users, and then attempting to hide the evidence. And then he got called out on it, and got super butthurt, and rage quit the whole goddamn platform.

    TL;DR: Good fucking riddance.

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  • [–] 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

    Hello there, fellow Culture enjoyer.

    The absolute cherry on top for me was the trigger: a good old-fashioned post upgrade debug session. Your TL;DR ++

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    He even tried to wash it off with "but there is a setting to disable it, just navigate 32 sub menus and click toxic mode" and never addressed the fact that his software would hide the shit behind a "technicall issue" excuse

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Did anyone bother to check if that "toxic mode" even existed, or existed prior to the jackass getting caught?

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  • Tbh, doesn’t matter.

    Dude clearly designed it to be included in his releases in a difficult to detect fashion. That’s “malicious developer” behavior.

    In the context of OSS, you design to do , and you set things up to allow users and implementers to customize it as they see fit and necessary. Intentionally hiding opt-out mechanism - let alone shipping with shit you want or need to opt out of is very much a big tech bullshit tactic, and OSS devs who do that are objectively caustic OSS devs. Dude tried to foist his views and sensibilities onto everyone who used his shit in a very, very sneaky fashion

    It’s correct and appropriate that he got blackballed from the community.

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  • [–] 65 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    See this kinda thing is exactly why I'm still here. Some guy tried to use his software's popularity to manipulate and censor Lemmy, and it had the exact opposite effect in the end. His software got immediately forked, most instances(that I know of) stopped using/supporting it and the whole thing is getting memed to death so now the entire usernase knows about it and can specifically avoid this guy and all the software he maintains.

    When this kind of thing happens on a platform like reddit or some other closed system, we can often suspect and sometimes experimentally prove that some kind of censorship or manipulation is happening, but it is way more difficult to detect and there's little the users can do about it.

    Not here.

    Here the users have the power, the knowledge, and the motivation to not only find problems like this, but to take collective action against them. You all have just proved it, once again.

    Great meme!

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  • [–] 43 points 3 months ago (12 children)

    Again, another post celebrating that I’m on the blocklist and Charlie Kirk isn’t.

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  • [–] 40 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    He's not saying anything about it though. 🤔

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  • [–] 35 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Really proud of him for toning down the rhetoric. Guy hasn't said a racist thing since he last went viral.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Fr, he’s never been more tolerable

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    Yeah. Believe it or not, when I saw him last, he was leaning left.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I bet he was gushing to say something, but now? quiet.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I get like that too sometimes.. you get really excited and amped up over something, but then afterwards you just feel drained and dead tired.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    when Im that tired, sometimes I like taking a nap in the dirt.

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Honest question, has he tried to defend the DDOS attack? Can’t imagine how one would justify that

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  • [–] 32 points 3 months ago

    It was especially stupid when everyone already was scrutinizing his code. Like users found his secret block list that was better hidden than this, and didn't think anyone would find the ddos code? What a freakin' moron.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I haven't seen him acknowledge it yet

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    he's still around? which alt is he using right now?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I'm watching two users that have been defending him while skirting around the actual problems. Right now, I'm not fully sure if they are alts of his. They aren't active at the same time, as in one stopped commenting a few hours ago and then the other started commenting, which I find suspicious.

    They've been called out as possible alts in this post and another tesseract post in this community. Neither have responded to the accusations though, which I also find suspicious lol

    And he's still made recent comments on his Kirk account

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    If this person is using alts and still commenting then they really, really need to touch grass. Thats gona be a fairly unhealthy psychological behaviour.


    Patrick if you read this please actually give yourself 48 hours offline. Disconnect and go have a cuppa with a friend or family member (or both). You don't need to talk to then about any of this, the rest of the world doesn't know or care anyway. :)

    Don't worry about this cesspit, we'll all be here being our lovely toxic selves when you come back.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    I envy tesseract dev. Really. I have barely any determination and feeling of self worth; he had enough to cosplay head of house unmourned. Sadly for him, Lemmy knew how to kill a "god".

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  • [–] -2 points 3 months ago* (6 children)

    i've personally slain bigger than patrick. [like, i'm sure we don't want to get a thread of "what's the biggest thing you've ever destroyed, please tell the story" because it would be utterly toxic and in the real way, not the patrick way} i'm sure most of us here have. "god"? please, let's not feed his nor any other dev's ego.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    It was reference to game called "Morrowind" where main antagonist utters the phrase "I am a god. How can you kill a god?". Felt it fit with how self-aggradazing was our dear dev.

    Took a chance with that reference, lemmy being full of nerds and all that xD

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    ah shit. i tried arena and it was not for me, daggerfall was not for me, skipped morrowind, loved oblivion and skyrim, but when i went back for morrowind games had developed too much and i didn't finish it because of all the jank. loved what little of the story i got though. i got as far as custom spells.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Understandable. I am quite tolerant for old game mechanics myself, and actually enjoyed both Arena and Daggerfall. Played Morrowind, and had a disk format just before facing the big bad...

    And forgot to make backup of this one game.

    I could not make myself go through swinging sword at larva with missing_woosh.ogg in the background again to start anew xD

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  • [–] 47 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    hmmm, i wonder who left the one downvote

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  • [–] 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Doesn't even need to be intentional. Voyager's mouse gestures make leaving an accidental downvote while scrolling way too easy for example.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Any modo that can check 😁 ?

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago

    Get used to it.

    Anyone with a Claude Code account can spew out a Lemmy (or any other service) client and make antisocial changes and dump it in the App Store. ✨

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Everyone’s wrong sometimes that’s just the stale croutons in this human ceasar salad they call “life”. It takes a special kind of grit to be such a massive dog-rocket when your wrong tho

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Oh, egads! My Fediverse is ruined!

    But what if... I were to censor it, and disguise it as a server error?

    Ohoho, delightfully devilish, Patrick

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    As I gain a better understanding of how federated social media works, I just find it even more confusing. This dude appointed himself batman of lemmy, but he's just a single dev of a single frontend. Don't most instances have multiple frontends? Even if a secret block list was the key to getting lemmy to finally go mainstream (it's not), implementing it at a frontend level is simultaneously both way too wide and way too small of a net. If tesseract was the only way anyone could access lemmy, maybe a secret block list could actually change the winds, but it's such a small slice of the fediverse. It's like if batman was only beating up jaywalkers and was like "You're welcome, Gotham. The city is saved."

    What was the point of any of it? Someone was inevitably going to discover it was happening. There were so many people on the block list. Was he just going to personally defend against the ranks of people he found annoying forever? Keep adding more and more regex as the list grows to multiple thousands of users?They're still on the platform, dude. It's just one filter on one frontend. What the hell are you trying to accomplish?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    This dude appointed himself batman of lemmy, but he's just a single dev of a single frontend. Don't most instances have multiple frontends? Even if a secret block list was the key to getting lemmy to finally go mainstream (it's not), implementing it at a frontend level is simultaneously both way too wide and way too small of a net.

    You nailed it! The impact was minimal. Its so many stupid hoops to get to his frontend. The root issue was keeping it a secret. And that's why everyone was clowning on him, with many users (myself included) wishing we were on that list.

    Apparently that broke Admiral cucktits because his secret list of gay lefties didn't make him as cool as Batman. It made him like... Ketchup man or some 4th rate villain with a stupid gimmick, who thinks he's "protecting" Gotham by rubbing ketchup on all the street corners to stop robbers or some dumb shit.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Frankly, my own block list is huge. Mostly keywords, very few users. I would recommend it to everyone. Any social media is unbearable without blocking shit out. Everyone should personalise blocklists to their tastes.

    But you can't make this decision for people. This is why I also don't like that some instances defederate a lot of other instances they don't like (and no one tells newbies). There's a niche for pre-populated block lists that are available and curated and transparent (like for ad-blockers).

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  • [–] 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    oy vey-- I can be a real pill. but at least I can admit when I'm wrong. A lady/gentleman apologizes and exits stage left. One doesn't simply ragequit with a side of DDoS!

    in all my years of slashdotting, Stumbling, Farking, Digging, redditry, and Lemming, I've never known anyone to go down this hard nor this bitter. WHAT A CUNT!

    This beloved character's namesake deserved better

    WHAT A STUPID ASSHOLE

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    And to top it all off, startrek.website is going to defederate from db0 for TOTALLY REAL REASONS that aren't just being a salty little bitch. They just can't show you proof, cuz it's doxxing.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago

    The bots agree with me so it must be everyone else that is wrong. /s

    I forget where but remember hearing a story once. If I hosted a banger of a party and everyone passes out at my house. I wake up the next morning to see a giant shit log in the kitchen sink and Joe says Jerry did it. I might be willing to hear Jerry out. But if I got 10 people say yeah Jerry is the one who took a shit in your sink. Well I'm going to be making Jerry clean my fucking sink.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    The most dumbfounding thing to me is that the list isn't even base64 encoded. Its just sitting in the repo plain-text. I can't decided if its laziness, a lack of data integrity standards, lack of imagination, or if he wanted all this drama one day.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago
    [–] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    (Tesseract Guy, self-portrait c.2026)

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