You should see the suicide pledges in FIAT currency tho

That man hattin’

If you only have one set of knees what are you even doing

(Please be afraid)

Inside me are 2 Telly Savalases

I think that’s a cigarillo Telly is smoking. He was the typa mfer who would

In fact the gun needs better Telly discipline

My body is a machine that turns water into gold

Marshmallow so white it got offended by this joke

They got the idea to do a fake interview and fuck the person up the ass from porn

It’s a cheap joke, really, but I just searched up “complicated Hungarian names” and picked 2 that looked complicated and plausibly Hungarian. Interestingly enough, the names I found were from a thread about names rejected by the Hungarian government, so the joke name appears to be an impossibility.

Sorry to Cheddar Bob you but Ebola will kill us all