"I knew the dame was trouble from the second she walked through my door. She had a pert pouty face, curls, and legs that wouldn't stop generating"
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Slenderman looking great since the transition.
can we not deadname her please?
I think you mean slenderwoman
At first I was thinking, definitely unrealistically thin, probably unhealthy, then all I could think was KNEEEEEEEES!
It really got me scrolling down! Especially with the title, which is genius.
I had pretty much the same reaction but mine was more “whooOOOAAA” because my brain didn’t know what to do.
Her legs have legs!
I finally got working on my core, and now you're telling me I need 4 knees!? It's never enough is it...
The LLMs are just improving upon the design of the human!
OP has 'her' shown in a deliberately vulnerable, fully erect standing pose, but her normal relaxed standing pose is ->

Check out 'her' business-casual fit!

Slay, queen!
Damn new fetish unlocked.
A girl who can wrap her legs around me... twice.
She’s following you, ‘bout 30 feet back. She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint She’s gaining on you “She-a” LaBeouf
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
Fighting for your life with Shea LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shea LaBeouf Stab ‘er in ‘er kidney Safe at last from Shea LaBeouf
You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shea LaBeouf
Look like Morrowind character
If she only has one pair of knees, she's not for me
Found the original image. Weirdly, the brand does actually seem to care about having diverse models on their website. I guess maybe this is some viral marketing shenanigans, or a really weird photoshop choice.

For anyone else who’s ever gone on Pornhub and searched for “girl four knees”.
@Quokka I'm off to a good start cause I've got the lower portion down already; just need to work on the upper to be fully standard compliant.
This is heavily edited, right? This isn't the image they really posted, surely?




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