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Beauty Standards

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[–] 108 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"I knew the dame was trouble from the second she walked through my door. She had a pert pouty face, curls, and legs that wouldn't stop generating"

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  • [–] 66 points 2 days ago (6 children)

    Slenderman looking great since the transition.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    can we not deadname her please?

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  • [–] 43 points 2 days ago

    I do not want this woman chasing me through the woods with a hatchet, she has forward kneecaps and backwards kneecaps and can likely leap forward twenty meters from a stop.

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    At first I was thinking, definitely unrealistically thin, probably unhealthy, then all I could think was KNEEEEEEEES!

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  • [–] 15 points 2 days ago

    I mean i love women with long legs but not two knees long lol

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  • [–] 15 points 2 days ago

    I finally got working on my core, and now you're telling me I need 4 knees!? It's never enough is it...

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago*

    The LLMs are just improving upon the design of the human!

    OP has 'her' shown in a deliberately vulnerable, fully erect standing pose, but her normal relaxed standing pose is ->

    Check out 'her' business-casual fit!

    Slay, queen!

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago

    If you only have one set of knees what are you even doing

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago

    Ah, yes. Two sets of knees. The most beautiful legs I ever saw.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Damn new fetish unlocked.

    A girl who can wrap her legs around me... twice.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago

    You may not like it, but this is the peak Twister body.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    She's got legs but does she know how to use them?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago*

    She’s following you, ‘bout 30 feet back. She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint She’s gaining on you “She-a” LaBeouf

    But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

    Fighting for your life with Shea LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shea LaBeouf Stab ‘er in ‘er kidney Safe at last from Shea LaBeouf

    You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shea LaBeouf

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    Looks like dr zoidberg had to do reconstructive surgery.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Look like Morrowind character

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    This woman is something else. I'm thinking of 4-knee-cation.

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    If she only has one pair of knees, she's not for me

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    Deez neez! I love 100 joint Sally!

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  • Shelob? Looking good!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    Dr. Freeman, could you take out this strider for us?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago*

    Are there not...... numerous incoherencies with these alleged "legs"?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

    Long Shanks daughter, I presume.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

    Found the original image. Weirdly, the brand does actually seem to care about having diverse models on their website. I guess maybe this is some viral marketing shenanigans, or a really weird photoshop choice.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (1 child)

    For anyone else who’s ever gone on Pornhub and searched for “girl four knees”.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago

    Quite the legs 😳

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  • Lieutenant Dan! She's got magic spider legs!

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  • @Quokka I'm off to a good start cause I've got the lower portion down already; just need to work on the upper to be fully standard compliant.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago

    This is heavily edited, right? This isn't the image they really posted, surely?

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