Was that how you came up with your username?

How...uh...how is their whole life going now?

Though to be fair, a lot of plans are at least easier if you start out with massive amounts of money.

Well I'll be damned

The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad

There's a different story where a pair of twin women married a pair of twin guys, all four living together, and are all dedicated to basically living mirrored lives with each other.

Each couple had a child and while the children would be cousins they are genetically siblings. A fun fact amidst what is either mental illness, closeted polyamory, or both.

I think we should ask them in an email to ascertain the possibility of anon's dream.

I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that

Not all chicks dig a dude with money.

Edit: This and the previous comment are a reference to the movie Office Space. The scene is quoted verbatim below and one person did a nice riff on it.

Come 'ere, I've got words!

I don't think it would take a million. Maybe a couple grand.

Nice, how many of my credit card numbers do you need?

Lowered expectaaations...

What about poor social skills and a decent amount of sexual experience? I can pretend to be worse if need be.

Feel free to turn down as many hot twins that want to have a threesome as you want mate

This guys literal pipe dream is more achievable than my groceries because he at least wrote it down

a lifetime stockpile, apparently

Saved from papas incest basement only to land in papa’s incest basement. Tragic

Utah & Idaho too. Don't forget about the Mormons.

The first step is to learn basic social skills so he doesn't make said twins disregard him the moment he meets them. First impressions are important.

Life's hard enough as it is, don't go looking for challenge levels.

Her?

Is the sister hot? Am not your wife, pinky promise

Hold my beer

Satisfying two women at once? That's awful bigamy.

Step two is to explicitly explain them your fantasies in graphic detail.

I think there's a pair of such in Minnesota who share a single body with two heads. I vaguely remembered hearing they got married, but according to wikipedia... Only one of them got married. That must be an awkward sex life.

They can fuck themselves, but can they fuck each other?

There is this example which is wholly disturbing