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Anon has a very specific goal (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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just pretend this is green

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[–] 30 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This feels like one of those "I've never kissed a girl before, but I've watched a lot of porn" fantasies that works great in your head and horrible in practice.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Feel free to turn down as many hot twins that want to have a threesome as you want mate

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    Every time I deliver a pizza to the posh kid's neighborhood, there's inevitably a pair of 19 year old twins wearing lingerie, covered in whipped cream, whom I've interrupted in the middle of a pillow right. And I have to tell them "No no no, there's no other way to pay me. I only accept cash or plastic."

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