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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a very specific goal (sh.itjust.works)

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just pretend this is green

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 15 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Feel free to turn down as many hot twins that want to have a threesome as you want mate

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Every time I deliver a pizza to the posh kid's neighborhood, there's inevitably a pair of 19 year old twins wearing lingerie, covered in whipped cream, whom I've interrupted in the middle of a pillow right. And I have to tell them "No no no, there's no other way to pay me. I only accept cash or plastic."

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