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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

The sex doesn’t even sound like fun.

It sounds like you'd have to train for it, like synchronized swimmers or Olympic floor dance routines or ballet performances. Get it right and it's incredible. But you're spending days, weeks, months mostly just crashing into one another and ending up in a pile of flailing limbs, feeling resentful because the other two didn't hit their marks.

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